The Winning Caption
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My doctor said to watch my butter.
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- The rare Slobovian Butterhund takes its job of guarding dairy
products verrrrry seriously...
- Tatie was a dedicated label reader
- Let me smell the instructions...
- Everyone know that cats lick the butter so they will never
suspect me
- ok Tatie, read the first line, now the second...perfect 20/20
vision
- How many licks to get to the center of an unsalted butter
stick?
- So, remind me, is this a trans-fat or a saturated fat?
- Darn, Julia Childs calls for salted.
- hmmm...the recipie calls for salted butter...well i guess
i could just add some...
- Thank goodness, I AM trying to watch my sodium intake.
- I can't believe it's not salted!
- WANT
- I will now try and melt this butter with my heated gaze.
- Well I'll be...it really doesn't contain salt!
- Open. . .Open . . . Open. . .Open . . .
- The lesser known picture by artist René Magritte: the pup
of butter.
- What? No! I wasn't going to eat it just checking for unidentified
things!
- Unfortunately for Tatie, the Vulcan mind melt is useless against
butter.
- Give me some or I will unleash the other stink eye.
- Unsalted Butter is a must have, for the perfect Boston Creme
Pie!
- maybe if i use this, i could fit through the doggy door again.
- UNSALTED???!!*** Do I look like I'm swollen????
- Mmm butter....unsalted? What kind of forced diet is this?
- I'm sorry, All we have is the UnSalted Butter.
- Salted or Unsalted, Tatie loves his Butter
- I wish I could read...
- This has got to be the world's best tasting caledescope !
- My name is Tatie, NOT Tater. Could you please cool it with
the butter jokes!
- This time it was misson Resist the butter...... how long can
tatie stand it?!
- Eat your heart out Fabio. I'm butter's new spokesdog!
- Mom! The salt is not in the box either!
- I've gots the butters, wheres the pancakes?
- I've got my eye on the prize
- Behold the power of the butter!
- The next item in the recipe is 1 stick of unsalted butter.
- ahh the last ingredient for my top secret cookie recipe.
- Tatie ruminates over the benefits of 0 fat grams.
- If there's 100 calories in one tablespoon, I wonder how many
are in this whole box?
- Carefully look down the edge of the butter... carefully...
- Tatie practices her "being ONE with the butter" Zen meditation.
- to eat, or not to eat. that is the question. :)
- Okay...who wants to rub me down?
- Gazing into her crystal ball, Tatie sees peanut butter cookies
in her future.
- The vet said I need to reduce my sodium intake!
- I'm gonna butter your bread baby!...and your corn and your
waffles and... what else ya got?
- Oh believe me. If that butter was salted it'd already be gone.
- Ah, the smell of a freshly buttered boston in the morning.
- See the unsalted butter,feel the unsalted butter become one
with the unsalted butter.
- Look into my eye...you will give me the butter, you will give
me the butter...
- Tastes like buttah...
- First you get the butter, then you get the power!
- I can't believe it's really butter!
- Hmmmm.... I wonder if that's the kind Orville Redenbacher
uses....
- Aunt Paula will cook me up something tasty.
- Who cares if it's salted!? My popcorn awaits!
- All right butter staring contest again. You will win, you
always do!
- Never let them see you sweat......
- Open sez me .... ooooooopen!
- Unsalted Butter! More than meets the eye!
- EEKS! UNSALTED! WHERE'S THE SWEET SALT BUTTER?
- butter makes everything better!
- First the non-fat toy now the UNsalted butter!
- Mmmmm, Butter!!!
- You have to stalk your opponent till the right time wait for
it wait for it...
- What? I wasn't gonna lick the butter!!! I swear!!!!
- I can't believe it's not butter... oh wait....
- I thought you wanted unsalted butter.
- mommyz, iz inz a staringz contest wif da butterz.
- Boston t party
- Add me some peanut butter and flour and make me some treats!!!
- I don't know what's in that box, but I want to know.
- butter - parkay - butter - parkay - BUTTER!!
- Tatie knows there's something missing!
- Mmm, butter...I've been watching too much Paula Deen.
- knowing her cholesterol problem, Tatie remembers the rich
creamy goodness...
- I can't believe it's butter!
- I'm ready for come CORN!
- mmmmm.. daBUTTA, BUTTA , BUTTA, BUTTAAAAA.....mmmmmmm.....
- I wonder how easy it would be to slide the buttah off the
table?
- Hmm-m, to butter or not to butter.
- Watching calories...
- Do you love my enough to let me take this? Now that you caught
me?
- And....I would like my veggies lightly sauted in this please!
- Tatie is such a healthy girl, she's reading labels!
- "This is rediculous! I can't believe Mommy started buying
the unsalted butter!?!"
- Hey! Hey! See: it says UNsalted butter!!!
- All for me?!
- I can't believe it's not...oh, wait a minute, it IS butter!
- I can't believe it IS butter!!
- Butter wouldn't melt?... I'l show them!
- Reflection in a Liquid Brown Eye
- I'm so cool, I'll bet this wouldn't melt in my mouth.
- Hmmmmmm - let's see, 160 cal; 0 carbs; 0 salt; 0 fiber....no
way I'm eating this!
- Carbs OK, Protein OK, Fat 50 grams! Dang, there goes my diet!
- I'm grabbin' the whole thing when she turns around!
- No BEEF?????
- Tatie, upon noticing her ankles were "Puffy", reluctantly
resorts to a Low Salt Diet !!
- I can get it to room temperature if you let me breath on it!
- This would be better in like... cookies??!!!
- look how wide my eyes are!
- Did you say you use Unsalted Butter in BOSTON Creme Pie?
- Peek-a-boo
- This has how many Calories?
- There must've been growth hormones in that last batch, thinks
Tatie who is suddenly twice as large as normal...
- Tatie prepares to cook up a storm and give the term "Boston
Mud Cake" a whole new meaning.
- You can't see me!
- Now Tatie, tell me which is better, better one, better two
?
- Does being unsalted affect the cholesterol level...me thinks
not...well, at least there are no trans fats... It's hard taking
responsibility for the family, but hey, somebody's gotta do
it.
- I will lose this staring contest
- What is this great tasting food!
- maybe I'll sneak a taste
- I spy whith my little eye somthig wight and red and green
and blue........
- "I can't believe it's not... wait a minute!"
- mmmmmm unsalted butter . its good on a hot summers day and
every seasond and on a backed potato.............
- I can't believe it's not butter!
- I'm thinking....Popcorn!!!
- Maybe if I quietly knock this over I can eat it and blame
the cat!
- can i assume we are having mashed potatoes for dinner
- It says here that butter is made from milk... How'd they make
milk into a block?
- Gimme salty popcorn and I will withhold the silent but deadly...
- I HOPE THAT'S CHEESE.
- Can't believe its unsalted butter!!!!
- I said salted butter.
- MMMMMMMMM,butter.
- i bet you cant see me now
- I'd like two ears of corn, please.
- Just choosing the best for my healt!!!
- Hmmmm.....I wonder if this is for my special homemade dog
treats!
- Parkay??? Nope, smells like BUTTER!
- Ummm. Like umm... B. u. t. t. e. r!
- i gotz one eye on da buttah and one on youz !
- Butter,and unsalted too -- Butter, wrapped.
- I love the recipes that call for a lot of butter !
- Tatie says,"It's not nice to fool mother nature!!!"
- I like my popcorn with butter please.
- Hey! What's this?
- Hey! What's this? Is it edible?
- But I thought the butter would be show & tell....
- I might LOOK like a little cow, but seriously...they expect
me to produce THIS?
Outstanding Captions Based on the Previous
POTWeek Photo - (the PPP)
- Maybe Opal will teach me a Jedi mind trick to make butter
come to me!
- If I melted this and slathered it all over myself, maybe
Opal would pack me in her lunch bag with her!
Comments:
- We miss you tatie, come back to NH
- Why can't we see the rest of that cutie's face?
- So Boston Terrier!!! they are the most beautiful thing in
the world!!!... I have two gorgeous,magnificent Boston Terriers!!!
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