Winning Caption: Patrick had aced all the driving test obstacles till now...But Geez, a Whopper with Cheese would be tasty right about now!

• "Honk if you love WHAT?! I hate those bumper stickers with the small print!"
• "Don't drive angry. Do not drive angry."
  Man i hope they still have the doggie treats at the drive up teller!!!
• Okay, I can steer and beep the horn, you can operate the pedals. Lets GO!!!
• But Dad, I am 21 in dog years... I can do it myself.
• How Long is this light!
• Dad, now don't be riding with your head out the window!
• who needs the Club when you've got a Boston?
• I think Paw Park is up on the right.
• Patrick demonstrates the true meaning of the expression,"asleep at the wheel".
• Ok! And now, should I turn left or right?!
• Patrick waits for the magic metal box to tell the lady at the window to give him cheeseburgers!
• It's always "Patrick - drive the getaway car". Don't they know I can't reach the pedals?
• My feet can't reach the brakes.
• "Hmmm, lets see, if I do the driving, will I be in good hands with AllState?"
• If I lay on the horn does it get louder?
• If I just had opposable thumbs I could start this thing.
• is that a cat?
• Patrick passed his drivers test on the first try.
• We all knew the day would come that Bostons would take over the world.
• The always deployed BT air bag never really caught on with the public in spite of its obvious charm.
• Would anyone like to take the wheel I'm getting kina tired?
• I always have to take over when these people get lost
• This drive thru is taking forever, I want my ThickBurger!
• OK, I think I got it now... You do the peddles and I'll take care of the steering.
• Ok Patrick, first put it into reverse...
• Which way did you say the cute Boston chicks went? I may be lost.
• What's the hold-up? I'm hungry!
• Patrick and friend hit the drive thru after an all nighter.
• Patrick takes over the wheel when he learns the vet's office is to be the next stop!
• Boston Terrier Driving Acadamy
• Patrick refuses to go to the vet, again.
• Now let's see, I believe the meat market is up a block on the left.
• Cruisin' for chicks, look out ladies...
• man i hate red lights we need to make it to petsmart before they close!!!!
• Traffics' horrible today. (sigh) oh well
• I'm always the designated driver!
• Yea - I know I should walk to the gym rather than drive, but geez, working out is so exhausting anyway!
• So how much longer till we get there???
• OK fine i'll have the chicken nugget happy meal, but i better get a toy.
• Oh man they never have any cool toys in their happy meals!!!
• You might know traffic would ocme to a complete stop just when he lets me drive...
• Oh man it never fails there is always a line when your hungry!!!
• Never mind, the girl who gives me the treats is not here today!!!
• Move over, I SAID WE ARE GOING TO THE DRIVE THROUGH AND I MEANT IT!
• Patrick puts his sleeping human in the truck for a sneaky ice-cream run.
• Patrick in deep thought..."should I just go through the drive thru or get a little needed exercise by walking in"
• Boy if she doesn't hurry up. I'm going to be late for school again.
• Dismayed, but not deterred, Patrick patiently waits his turn on the long drive thru line.
• ~Hey Dad, Left or Right~
• Patrick, after a long exhausting all night drive rests his chin on the steering wheel while waiting for the voice in the metal box to take his order.
• Oh no, I forgot to "buckle-up"!!!
• oh wow i can drive. lets hit the road comeon lets go!
• "Are we there yet?"
• "Baby you can drive my car..."
• Why me ??? Cant u drive id rather be running chasing the wheels !
• Patrick is asleep at the wheel!
• Hey, it's someone else's turn to drive now - I'm dog tired!
• I'm not moving until you get me treats!!!
• Destination treats
• Service dog at his best!
• I'm getting tired of always being the designated driver. ....Ho hum
• Ok, You work the pedals, and I will do the rest
• With his heavy foot and my quick turns, we're sure to get to our destination in no time!
• Mmmmmmmm, Tacos!
• Tunezis, Schmoonzis.....
• I don't feel no airbag...
• Patrick prepares for the next DUI checkpoint. If I close my eyes.... play sleepy....they will...never know...I was driving!!!!!!!!!
• Patrick is (HOW YOU SAY?) DOG TIRED!!!!!!!!!!
• uhgg...i'm soo tired...mut keep eyes open......hes so st....ss..st-stupid..to trust me with the wheel.........zzzzz *CRASH!* oops..
• zzzzzzzzzz
• think....im am not tired...not tired...
• the problem with bars
• I am NOT falling asleep at the wheel!
• Are we there yet ?
• Patrick's main limitation was the need for a helper to reach the peddles.
• After working a double, Patrick could barely handle the drive home.
• I can't do it on my own...Jesus take the wheel!!!
• i hate traffic jams
• Driving Ms. Dogsy
• The wave of the future, personal doggy drivers!
• Asleep at the wheel again
• who needs cruise control when you can have BOSTON control!
• Oh boy!!! The Carls Jr. drive through!!!
• move out of the way i'm going to drive this thing!
• Don't hit that cat!
• I don't know why I always have to be the designated driver.. lay off the liquor dad!!
• I knew I should have gotten OnStar!
• Must...have...coffee...must...have...coffee....
• Left...MacDonald's, Right...Hardee's, mmmaaaannn, what a decision!
• Friends don't let friends drink and drive!
• "If I hunker-down, maybe the cop won't see me drivin'"
• just waitin for maw
• No Patrick!! Do we have to eat Fast food again...
• Don't worry Daddy I won't let you get a DUI like Paris and Lindsay I'll drive you home.
• You just keep the pedal to the metal, Dad; I've got the wheel!
• "Driving Miss Daisy . . . again!!"
• Traffic in this town.....never can be on time.
• Should I make a right here or a left?
• "Tony Stewart, eat your heart out!"
• I hate being the DD
• Is sleeping and driving a crime???
• Oy.....would they hurry up already? I'm getting a caffeine withdrawal headache!
• Damn, I coulda sworn we had more gas in the tank!
• I KNOW I WILL PASS THE DRIVING TEST THIS WEEK!
• Mom where you wanna' go for Mother's Day. Anywhere's Patrick's treat
• What?? I can't help it I ordered the whole menu.
• I TOLD you, if I have to go to Weight Watchers then you do too!
• See the USA in a Chevrolet!!!!!!!!!
• I hate rush hour traffic....
• bummed out about failing his driver's license test again, Patrick sulks at the wheel...darn that parallel parking anyway!
• Patrick knew not to lick a metal pole in the winter but he hadn't been warned about napping on warm plastic in the summer- now he's waiting on the rescue squad to unstick him...
• Patrick, portrait of a dog bound and determined that Mickey D's would get his Happy Meal order right this time!
• yo quiero taco bell
• no wait is longer than the one for the "hot donuts now" sign to come on at Krispy Kreme...
• being too short to reach the pedals didn't stop Patrick! he practiced every Sunday afternoon in deserted parking lots...
• Rats! I hate it when I forget my glasses!
• I think we might be lost, I told him to stop and ask directions ugh.
• Did she say left on Main or right on Main?
• Patrick is desparately trying to earn his learners permit, before the state institutes stricter licensing requirements.
• How long does it take for her to put her makeup on?
• Toonces the cat isn't the only one who can drive a car!
• Lets see what this baby can do.
• Patrick really hoped that he would pass Driver's Ed. this time.
• Patrick fell asleep at the wheel again.
• Unfortunately, Patrick didn't qualify for NASCAR.
• What?!!! you expect me to drive myself to the vet!!
• Somehow I don't think that the highway patrol will buy the designated driver story.
• BT Service dogs now offer driving services for the blind.
• Patrick practices for his agility trials.
• " I wish mommy would hurry up with my french fries!"
• Patrick Thinking: Jeez, i wish we had Onstar!
• Boy, I hope my treats last till we get there.
• "Now this is the latest way dogs chase cars, chasing is way over-rated."
• Driving is so tiring!
• Why can't dogs drive?
• I'm going to dat dribe thru and I'm gonna eat alls the hamburgers dey has.
• Patrick mopes on the steering wheel. He gets a cheeseburger, but no happy meal with a toy.
• "SIGH" IF ONLY MY PAWS WERE LONG, I COULD GO GET MY OWN DOGGIE TREATS!
• "Hit the accelerator, dude! Our tacos are straight ahead!"
• I knew I shouldn't have had that third margarita!
• I think he is tired of driving . . .
• Will someone please help this old lady cross the street before I die!
• look boss i can drive
• "Ten/Four Lil' buddy...we're east bound and down"
• 10 years of marriage and all I get is this stupid minivan and the disappearence of my waist!!!
• Enough of the dog chow, let's go to the drive-thru.
• Like Joe Pesci said, "You get $%!$ed at the drive thru!"
• this date sure takes a long time to get ready... hmm
• Boston here we come.......
• Patrick was tired of his Behind the Wheel driving instructor
• "geez, is this lady EVER GONNA MOVE"
• "This is not your father's car!"
• Daaanngg! I was so hoping for a corvette convertible!
• Patrick studies the intersection very carefully..."I get this right and I get my license for real!"
• Screw the diet! I'm goin' for a Double Whopper with Cheeeeeeesssssseeee!
• Would you sissy poodles shut up in the back, I'm tryin' to drive here!
• This is the longest red light I have ever waited for in my life!
• Are we there yet?
• the perfect anti-theft device, "The Boston Club!"
• hmmm shall i make a right turn to the park or a left to the hydrobath i think u no the answer
• DOES THIS QUALIFY AS DESIGNATED DRIVER?
• "o.k....Mapquest said to take a right at the first light, but I think we're lost!"
• Asleep at the wheel!
• another big mac daddy?
• Patrick realized he would need a bigger booster seat if he was going to enter the BT 500.
• okay, when i get to the driveup window, order me a Big Mac!
• ...there is a Cuz liquidation sale and I choose rush hour to go stock up...MOVE PEOPLE!
• I'm pumped for my driving test!
• I shouldn't have drunken that much coffee this morning.

• Shouldn't have had all those bubbles with Miley.

• I can't say if it's pretty, cute,or funny! So i just said wild & crazy!
• that is histaricel i never thought i would see something like that in my life.
• this looks funny.i love dogs.they are fun.
• Patrick is the cutest driver ever! I love it!
• This is a cute boston terrier. Almost looks like my boston, Pudgy.
• funny
• This is beyond adorable...Toonces the Driving Cat, you have competition!
• Totally adorable! You go, Patrick!
  
  
  

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