Winning Caption: Smudge stares in amazement as Jakku shows him the real meaning of the "Stink Eye"!

• Well you tell the Dalai Lama this is Jakku's turf!
• I swear...it's just like looking in a mirror...
• Look, Smudge, I already told you, I am NOT wearing a dinner jacket!
• I don't trust anything with a tail!!
• My sign is "Beware of Dog".
• does anyone else smell that?
• Hey, all I did was ask you over for a cup of tea! That's no reason to --- Oh, that means "sure thing" in Tibetan?
• Must...not...break...eye...contact...first...
• Smudge: I know what you did last night!
• A wary Jakku listens as Smudge tries to blackmail her.
• Although skeptical, Jakku thinks... With a name like Smudge the Lhasa has to be good.
• im not sure if i really like you yet smudge.
• One inch closer, fluffy, you are a dead dawg.
• Hey Jakku, you smell like your hiding something.
• My ears might be big. But at least I dont have a screwed up haircut
• "Will somebody get this walking carpet out of my way?"
• Ummm...No
• *What Did You Say About Me*
• OOOH, Darling, i jus'love what your hair dresser has done with your hair.
• Did you eat garlic last night?
• Jakku says "Are you talking to me?"
• Hey Smudge, ya mind sniffin' my butt for me? I'm a lil' rusty!
• Kiss me again you crazy Lhasa Apso and I'll show you where the name "terrier" comes from!
• Keep that mop covered nose to yourself, Fluffy!
• What you talkin about Willis!!!!
• friend or foe? play or fight?
• Hey!! You lookin' at me?!!!
• Well kid, I'm not an optometrist but I think that eye looks pretty good.
• OK, let me peel off some raw dope for you bro... I am in charge... oh and don't sniff my butt.
• You do know that Boston's kiss on the lips-come closer, I'll show you.
• No, I DON'T want to hear your shaggy dog story, thank you very much!
• Gee... I wonder who Smudge's hairdresser is??? Needs to use more mousse...
• No Mom, I will not come out. I'm sulking, alright??
• LISTEN SMUDGE MY HAIR DRESSER CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH FOR YOU, DON'T HATE ME CAUSE I'M BEAUTIFUL!!!
• YES YES THAT IS OD'DEBOSTON I'M WEARING
• Ok, so we each go to our own treats store, and, then meet up for a PETicure at 1-ish?
• FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SMUDGE I DID FART! THAT'S WHAT WE BOSTON'S DO.
• Jakku:"...long-haired hippie..."
• What's you talkin bout Willis??
• What!!?!?!
• what u talkin' 'bout?
• Yea...can you BELIEVE they make me wear this stupid thing...it's like they think I'm a Lhasa Apso or something...I mean.....
• One step closer and I'll sick my person on you!
• You are a very hairy Boston Terrier!
• Sorry Jakku, I'm not allowed to talk to strangers. ( Lightbulb! ) Buuuttttt.... no one said anything about sniffing... or barking... or touching... hahaha... go loopholes!!!
• AND SO WE MEET AGAIN.... (cue the music)
• Pardon me, but would you have any Gray Poupon????????
• What you looking at?
• My mama's gonna kick your mama's butt!
• You need a haircut, dude.
• YES, YOU DO NEED A TIC TAC!!!
• Look i wore my tuxedo atlesat you could've brushed your hair
• No i haven't heard the one about the boston that walks into a bar how does it go?
• So do you come here often?
• That winter coat is so last season smudge!!!
• Wha'you say about my Mama?!?!
• You know, I can see right through ya...it is time to come out of the closet and say you are Boston...
• Step back Smudge, you are starting to look familiar to me - something about you and my rawhide bone........
• Gentleman and the Tramp
• Make one move Smudge and I'll run you down, shave your mop, and eat your food before you even blink!
• Jakku says, "My bite IS bigger than my bark, One more inch and you'll find out!"
• Ooooo! You look like one of my chew toys!
• Nice hair Smudge!!
• You lookin at me? Let's go outside. Oh wait, we already are!
• The great Jakku eyes his opponent Smudge before pulling out the patented "butt-sniff" move.
• YOUR NOT A BOSTON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??
• Hey, did I tell you that there are homemade treats on the corner? SHHHHH. We don't need to let the others hear.
• I most certainly do not 'quiero taco bell'
• I'm about to bust out my kung foo if you don't stop lookin' at me!
• why are you looking at me like that??
• Smudge I have told you before, I don't kiss other dogs!
• What you lookin' at bitch?
• Get a haircut kid!
• Okay Mullet Mutt, where'd you stash my 3 other socks?
• Mom! Get me out of here!
• Hey guy lets snif
• Smudge: Hey you smell familiar Jakku: I don't think I like you
• I already told you once...it was a one night thing only and nothing more...
• Giving Smudge the ol' stink eye didn't seem to be working for Jakku very well.
• "Are you looking at Me?"
• No, I shave REGULARLY.
• Okay, now I know that mop should have a handle.
• Yes, perhaps a very, very, good grooming salon would be able to help you look as nice as me...but, somehow I doubt it.
• Psst! Don't look now, but I think that's Tinkerbell over there!
• Did I not tell you to have a haircut...?
• What you talkin' about, Smudge
• Feeling lucky punk... Well do ya!!!
• So Smudge, where has that nose been?
• Okay, is it a mop or a beast?
• do you smell here often???
• "look into my eyes not around the eyes"
• What are YOU looking at?!
• "The staring contest began 30 minutes ago"....Black Jack swore after his horrible lose last time that he would never lose again....CAN NOT BLINK, CAN NOT BLINKKK....
• do you feel lucky? huh? do you? punk...
• Are you SURE we're both dogs???
• Whathu talkin' 'bout, Smudge?
• Back off, MAN!
• Are you looking at me? Are YOU looking at me? Are you LOOKING at ME?
• Smudge - "Do I have milkbone and grass in my teeth?" Jakku - "Neh, you're good!"
• wut u lookin at furrball?!?
• are you looking at me? are you looking at me? you must be looking at me, i'm the only one here.
• Don't make me tell you again!
• Smudge: Can ya tell me where's the dog park? Jakku: Can you speak a little louder? I can't hear you!!!
• Hey, what you do last night? Anything I might think to be fun.Tell me please.
• COME ANY CLOSER; AND I'LL BITE YOUR NOSE!
• "Whatchoo lookin at Smudge?"
• What-chu talkin' bout Smudge?!
• don't` even think about it
• You're lucky we're tied up, fur ball!
• "do i know you?"
• HEY! You don't know me like THAT!!!
• don't look me in the eyes!
• So Dr. Smudge, We meet again.
• uhhh, it looks like a dog uhhh, it smells like a dog
• Move over I'm walking her!
• Jakku: I'm sorry, I don't date guys with longer hair than me. Smudge: Well you must not date alot of guys!
• make one wrong move smudge and i can't be held responsible for my actions.
• i dare you to cross the line!!!!!!
• Don't make me come any closer.
• Dude, you need a trip to the groomer!
• "..You wish you never ever met me at all."
• Hey Jakku!do you want to know a secret?!?
• They told me not to trust those shaggy dogs.
• Are you sure you turn right at the next corner?
• "one false move and your going down!"
• Looks like a Boston, smells like a Boston, it must be a Boston!!
• i got something in my eye, can you you get it out for me?
• (western music) 1...2...3... DRAW!!!
• Momma said knock you out!
• Sniff me and you DIE!
• "Hey," says Smudge, "do you know why they never let us dogs talk to each other?"
• Says Jakku, "you betta don't!"
• Says Jakku, "are you looking at my human?!"
• Get off my street Smudge! And Don't make me have to say it again ;)
• Jakku gives smudge his best stink eye and says "Back off fur ball."

• First Rocky, now Smudge: they all want bangs!
• Smudge: Dude what happened to your eye?! Jakku: Slappy snuck into my house and attacked me. The cat's gone nuts!
• Jazzy is my alter ego - this is what I'm really like!
• Jakku: ..and they were sleeping with a WHIPPET!! Smudge: *shocked gasp* [ppp]

• This photo reminds me of the time I met some one really spazy that I couldn't trust or can I?
• I have the same two breeds of dogs. They're hysterical together
• I think we have two dogs in love.Do u think the same?
• My boston is just like that!!!
• That is so CUTE!!!!!
• That dog is the cutest thing i have ever seen...i love how the hair is like a orangeish brown color to it...its adorable!
• i love tttttthhhhhhheeeeeemmmmm
• cute because one fancies the other one and the other one doesn't.
  
  

Great captions everyone!
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