Winning Caption: Tennis Balls DO Grow On Trees!

• As Mr. Wonka warned Violet not to eat it, she shoved in her mouth...Soon the Umpa Loompas will roll her away.
• What do you mean it's not ready to eat?
• How long does it take to start hallucinating?
• I've got this stink bomb and I'm not afraid to use it.
• You will NEVER get me to lie on the plate!
• Violet's favorite activities include: long walks on the beach, napping in the sun and bobbing for apples.
• Can't you just wash my mouth out with soap?
• The experience left Violet quite bitter.
• Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
• Why do they call it the green apple splatters???
• Three turtle doves....and a Boston in a Pear Tree!
• *gasp*! Violet ate Shrek!
• um .... mom? Thish ball is thour!
• Please don't cast me out of the backyard!
• Um, pardon me, but didn't William Tell put it on TOP of the head??
• SHHHH! We've secretly replaced Violets regular ball with a green apple, Let's see if she notices!
• You wouldn't believe it but i also have another lime behind this one
• How bitter was it? So bitter it sucked her ears into her head!
• This diet sucks!
• I don't care if it's a crab-apple, it's MY apple!
• Violet heard it would keep the vet away.
• Like Eve before her, Violet learned that knowledge is indeed, bittersweet.
• We will be having roasted Boston tonight
• This doesn't taste like my Squeaky.
• 1 apple a day keeps the vet away!
• Happy Father's Day
• Dad... Can you open this for me?
• need help in the yard
• Did someone say Tequila?
• i picked this all by my self! pamper me!!
• i have no idea what this is but, what dose it taste like?
• eeks! i caut a green mouse
• Geezze Mom, it was just a little gas. Now why do I havta suck on this thing for??!!
• I brought you a pwesent...I don't know what it is.
• If I only had thumbs, then I could light this.
• I don't know exactly what it is, but its mine and you can't have it
• After Violet's family had to buy the photo of Violet playing with a catnip mouse in her wild younger days, her allowance was cut off and she was forbidden from going to London.
• i just wanted to go to the apple orchid
• Gulp!
• arruu, ruu, ruu, ruuuu ar ruu ruu - ruu ree raaa ruuu ruuu arrru ruuuu! (Translation - I'm not sure what this is. It doesnt taste very good - but we can still play with it.)
• I want fresh fruits!!!!!
• You want some!
• Cant-hold-pose-any-longer!
• I DARE you to take it!
• I don't know what it is but its MINE! ALL MINE!!
• I got the lime, now where am I going to find a coconut?
• And no Violet- it don't snow in Minneapolis when the winter comes.
• can I eat it mommy?
• This doesn't taste as good as I thought it would.
• Okay, so first I suck the lime, then I drink the tequila, right?
• As sure as God makes'em, I eats'em!
• No tennis champion this is not your ball
• Blech! Are you sure God made these?
• Having laughed the loudest at the fox that ate green grapes, Violet now knows the taste of bitter irony.
• "Dont you want to play catch with me?"
• Wait! Wait!... come back baby! I have a green apple for you. It is nice and tastey.
• mom come on take the photo! my lips are getting numm
• Hurry and help me hide this, the aliens that left it are going to come for me!
• If anyone lights this thing I am SCREWED!
• How many licks?
• You know that tree? Well, there was this snake and he said...
• Paradise? I don't even have a wading pool!
• Really the Squirrel picked it I just got it back for you.
• Mom, please don't make me pick any more pears!
• Violet, superdog, knew that she was immune to the effects of the krytonite, and it was up to her to destroy the green globe.
• Mom, I picked out this pear just for you! Here, I'll hold it while you take a bite!
• "Do I have something in my teef?"
• You call this a grape?
• touch it and die!!
• Here's the ball. Or is it a ball? Oh well, my owner finally played fetch with me and that's all that matters.
• as violet was barking her muzzle away, her owners got tired of it and decided just to stick a fruit in her mouth to stop her.poor poor vilolet.
• I'm just helping gather the harvest. What makes you think I'm up to something?
• what do you mean its a bomb??
• i got! i got it! what is it? what is it?
• i think its a tomato. what is a tomato? arent they sposed to be red?
• Theres no worm in this one I checked...However I hope you don't mind apple wrapped in Violet.
• Don't tell anyone the secret ingredient in my world famous apple pie is drool. tee hee tee hee. Its a long kept family secret
• Hey Mr. Kenny Chesney. Want some key-lime to go with that margarita?
• Darn you, Willy Wonka! Darn you!
• Hey! A tennis ball with a handle!
• Lime Martini, anyone?
• Next time,buy a ball!
• here's the lime for your corona mommy...
• I just picked it off the tree, see?
• ...I thought it was 'an apple a day keeps the vet away'...!
• Ummmmmm. . . I thought you dropped it on the floor for me!
• OOOOHHHHHH- SOUR!!!!
• iths stuck
• If I take my obedience teacher an apple do you think she'll forgive me for that little incident last week??
• I love you- you can have my favorite toy.
• "Okay, now that I have this thing, what is it?, and what do I do with it?"
• Violet was hoping this gift for her owner would make up for the accident her owners were sure to find.
• I like veggies, i like them lots!
• What do you mean I can't eat this...I found it...it's a little sour, my lips can stand a little pucker...
• Adam, try this! A snake told me it's great!
• thith isn't a tennith ball ith it?!
• "Quick- you pull the pin and I'll throw it!"
• I WANT TO PLAY! please?
• It just hopped into my mouth...I swear!
• you go girl friend
• here, i picked this for you, I hope you like it!
• it looked like my Cuz, but it doesn't tastes like my cuz...
• Is dis good fur me momo?
• uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh!
• Drop what? I don't have anything in my mouth.
• Violet could be counted on to bring the lime.
• Aliens don't stand a chance against Violet.
• C'mon, mom! Do i have to eat ALL of my vegetables?
• I Thinth thith ith a perthimon. Ith noth ith thure ith thour!
• What?
• Does this make me look fat?
• "Oo ohbs 'or ey'imes nway?" (Who bobs for key limes anyway?)
• Uh guys...I was just joking....I am not really into THAT!
• Ok, I will keep quiet...
• "What hickory nut?"
• Mom..look what I found...can I have it?
• OK - I've got the lime, now where's the Corona?!
• Violet does her best 'Puss in Boots' impression from "Shrek 2"
• How am I supposed to know if it is ripe or not, I'm COLOUR BLIND!
• Hey, Violet. What ya got there?
• Testing one,two. Testing one,two. I don't think this wireless microphone works.
• ~~ Mom, what kind of ball is this??~~
• Wait! I've got something in my mouth! Mommy! Daddy!
• What?
• Who me I don't have it!
• Violet Soda! Now with more lemon lime taste!
• Excuse me, I'm a little busy at the moment.
• thith thasthes ffffuuuunnnnyyyy........whath ith thith thing
• Oh Violet, put a quince in it.
• I picked an apple just for you!
• WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT????
• Six fruits and veggies daily, not gonna happen!!!
• The Ear Slick, a common side effect of sour fruit.
• What!!! You put de lime in de Coconut!!!???
• This nut is much bigger than my eyes. Thats a shocker!
• Does this green make my eyes look big?
• Wanna share?
• A fig a day keeps the GAS away!!
• jeez mommy this green mousey tastes weird!
• look ma no hands
• The early bird catches the worm but this find is even better!
• ..."Only when they stuffed the apple in her mouth did Violet realize that SHE was the main course!"
• mommy, look what I found! can i keep it?
• to eat or not to eat is the question
• "Mguuubfuhh thrupdaa bugoocdu": Translation: "I'm doing my impression of a roastin pig!"
• Hey baby, wanna candy MY apple??
• do i have something in my teeth?
• Oh man, this is what got Eve in trouble isn't it?
• Lollypop Lollypop ooohh la li Lollypop
• OMG get it out GET IT OUT it's stuck AND SOUR get it out GET IT OUT!!!!!!!!
• its a ime u heard me i said it's a lime!!!!!!!!
• I wondered why all the winking when they said they were going to have a "pig roast".
• Unfortunately, Fred and Barney weren't the only ones who could see the Great Gazoo.
• what are you looking at.
• Rotisserie? What rotisserie?

• Violet- "Pheobe & Tyler made me do it!"

• AWWW!!!!!
• she is so cute!
• Violet is just PRECIOUS!
• I think the photo is very CUTE.
• it is cute
• I love it
• cool doggy!!!! cute
• omg that is so cute
• Cute ! Beautiful eyes!!
• OMG this is so cute
• I love her little face
• This is so adorable. :)
  
  
  
  

Great captions everyone!
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