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                directly to the forehead. Sydney..apply directly to the forehead. 
                Sydney..apply directly to the forehead. 
                That's it Tim, the snoring has to STOP!Napping is a group activity requiring two or more participants.Hold still while I get this other wax strip!"What you can't see won't hurt you". Or so Timothy hopes!After a night of drinking you never know who you might wake 
                  up next toDon't look Timmy- those leftovers are going in-in-in..... 
                  the garbage! Oh the humanity!Timothy began to wonder why he was dreaming about him being 
                  suffocated by a large snowball...Your not the only one with frito feet!!!HEAL!"Uhhhhh Sydney, I'm counting and you are suposed to be hiding."Once again Timothy advises Sydney on the proper application 
                  of deodorant. begone demons! I cast you out of this dog!Timothy was very happy the day Mom and Dad brought home his 
                  new face washer. You don't know I'm a cat, I can't see your a dog. It's not 
                  the best of relationships, but it works!DON'T LOOK! There's a big scary monster stealing all your 
                  treats!"Don't Worry I will Always Be Here For You"that'll be enough snoring, thank youGuess Who? And you better not say "Is it the big fat cat"Guess whoooo TimothyWhew! WHAT A PARTY!Timothy to Sydney during this poignant scene from Bostonback 
                  Mountain: "I wish I could quit you!"Don't look! Don't look! this is the scary part of the movie...It's okay Timothy...mom will be home soon.Oh.. I just can't watch! Tell me when the scary part is over!Rest now, my Precious SmeigelClose your eyes, relax and repeat after me "I'm the cat's 
                  servant, I'm the cat's servant"No, it's not the cute Boston down the street - guess again..1..mississippi...2 mississippi. Sydney always help Timothy 
                  play hide and seek. Timothy has been know to peek! You are getting sleepy....So sleepy....wow...me too.....zzzzzfiguring that horse blinders were too big, Timothy tries out 
                  the cat blindersJust close your eyes...and go to your happy place.Maybe I should have just opted for the Lasik.Don't look Timothy! This is the scary partno peaking!Hey Syd, do you think the scary part's over yet?...7...8...9..10...ready or not, here we come!"I wish I knew how to quit you!"Timothy visits the Virtual Reality center to feel the kisses 
                  of his mother again... (if he only knew who was REALLY giving 
                  him the kisses...)Shhh...it's just a dream. There is not such thing as a boogie 
                  man.And the Vulcan Mind Meld works on him!Forbidden Love!!!Will you be my Valentine, Timothy?peek-a-booI am only going to say this once, listen carefully...Sleep, child sleep..I'm stealing your necklace..Wanna hear a secret? Bergamont..*whisper*...then he...*whisper*..."Sure beats that old, holey smelly washcloth." said Timothy. 
                  Timothy was even more pleased with the vibrating jowl massager, 
                  with soothing purring action! Good job Mom & Dad!I love you man!Don't miss "Forbidden Love:The Timothy & Sydney Story", next 
                  Monday on Animal Planet! Sydney caught Timothy peaking while playing hide and go seek 
                  with their friends so he helps in covering his eyes!What did they mean, "Get a room???!!"98...99...100!!! Ready or not here I come!!!Once you go cat, you never go backYAY! I love my boston terrier I got at the toy shop! I go 
                  to bed with it every night!One move and I'll scratch your face off!They say love is blindIn the midst of a snorgle session, Timothy and Sydney fall 
                  asleep.Zzzz...*snort*...Sydney, I can't breathe!"Sydney I know you love me, but get your claws out of my eyeball!!!!!!!!!""Peek-a-boo i love you!"Kitty nuggies!This is the scary part...don't look...I always have to close 
                  my eyes for this part of the movieSee...we can peacefully coexist!" oh yeah, what have you been dreaming about? "1....2....3....4.....Peek a boo! Guess who! Your favorite feline friend!Don't look Timothy, I'll tell you when it's over.Sydney says: Timmy Boy you really smell good!No peeking until I say you can look.When I count to 3 you will wake up. From this point on you 
                  will think you are also a cat.You are getting very sleepy, you think you are a cat when 
                  you hear the bell....Hey, Timothy, lets play that new game called No see & smell." Suppers ready!"do my armpits stink?Sidney the cat quickly covers Timothy's eyes when she see 
                  their human master holding the most dreaded item in their house..."The 
                  nail clippers"Can I just get ONE nights rest without YOU SNORING!!Okay Mom I'll make sure Timothy doesn't peek while you hide 
                  his presentsCat-You are thinking of a happy place.....don't watch!! this movie will give you nightmares for weeks!!for being sooooo nice, i`ll give ya a smooch!Sydney fears the evening news has become t0o violent for Timothy's 
                  delicate nature.Come here, my daaaahhhrrrling...let me hold you.Hey Timothy! Cover your eyes! That big animal's got that thing 
                  that flashes again!WHY dose Syndney have to smell so goodSydney says: "Let's play Peek-a-Boo Boston!"Where does it hurt? Let me kiss it for you!I knew you would fall for me one day!! Hold still, you missed a spot!How many beasts does it take to play peek-a-boo?Move one inch and you'll get a claw in the eye!stopppp!!!!! im sleeping Night, night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and 
                  sweet dreams.OK OK! I promise I wont eat your catnip anymore!!!NOOGIES!Mom,he's touching me.Look he's touching me again.HERE COMES THE SCARY PART... DONT LOOKI SAID TO GO TO SLEEP !!!Timothy, you haven't counted to 100 yet! says Sydneylet me help you cover your eyes Timothy what you might see 
                  could scare you for life!!mmmmmm DOOGIE MOONPIENO!! YOU SHALL NEVER LEAVE MY LAIR!!!!!!*kiss kiss kiss * It's valentines day!!! Sydney- kiss kiss! Timothy-put on some perfume-or saniizer- 
                  PLEASE!! Come here and give Aunt Sydney a kiss...I can't bear to look, is the scary part over, the witch with 
                  the basket, is she gone, is she gone?!!!Pawsitive comfort.No Silly...Your armpit does not smell!!!Sydney:I LOVE YOU! Timothy:LOVE STINKS..Now close your eyes TImothy.....its gonna be alrightShhhhh - you had me at hello...And now he's got the hatchet... wait! No don't look yet!lets cuddleget off my face.Do not let me watch.Well look who's been to late night parties!"seriously, you don't want to watch - I can't even open my 
                  eyes" Sydney says to Timothy while watching the state of union 
                  address.Oooooh... Sydney... higher... higher... Oooooh... higher! 
                  Pull those claws up higher, PLEASE! Ow!"And by the power of God, be healed of your farts and burps!!!""I don't care what anyone thinks, Sydney is the best napping 
                  buddy a boston could have".I think I see a pussy cat... I do I do!DUDE! STOP FREEKING SNORING SO LOUD!Who turned off the lights!!!??? im scared!!!!! i can't see!!!!!!They say this is wrong...but it feels oh-so-right.Hush, little baby, don't you cry...You are in a deep, deep, sleep. Now I want you to return to 
                  your earliest puppyhood memory...You had me at "woof"Mmmmm......you're wearing cat litter box scent.....my favourite!!!mhph!dha cath ish shmothering!ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!DOG YE MESSED WITH ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!mmmmmmmmmm!you smell like catnip!Ok..Who turned out the lights?Relax, Timothy - what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, puuuuurrrr!Awww Timmy don't cry, we can date secretly..... 
                Suddenly Sydney realized that Gidget is right: Bostons are 
                  yummy! 
                thats funny! our cat hates dogs! even sid our other dog gets 
                  mad at roxy our boston terrier! shes nuts when it comes to needing 
                  to play ALL THE TIME!This photo is adorable!He is very cutei love itits WEIRD and funny coz i never knew dogz nd catz sleep togetha 
                  lol x0x0xadorable i think that that picture is adorable!
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