Winning Caption: Excuse me while I whip this out.

• Jester always believed in the "speak softly and carry a big toy" philosophy...
• No way! I've seen the comercial. You can't throw away MY Bobo!
• go ahead, pull my loofa.
• Hey Mom! Sorry I was gone so long, but it took me a while to find you just the right present. And getting it home, let me tell you!!!
• This doesn't taste like banana?!
• What? It's show and tell at my obedience school!
• I am NOT compensating
• New Year's resolution #1: floss more!
• "I didn't realize that you said we got another boy, not to go and get your toy"
• So WHAT if my chew toy is longer than my body?!?
• Ok someone tell the weiner dog we found his BoBo.
• So that's what a toy looks like before the Boston tears it apart.
• what do you mean they picked a dachshund to be in the commercial??!!
• Dude, this was totally worth running away for!
• Lost Dog posters- $20 Gas spent driving around looking for dog- $84 Staying lost just long enough to get a new loofah dog toy- PRICELESS!
• "I once was lost, but now I'm found " Amazing Grace, indeed.
• Coach! We're down a run, put me in! Put me in!!!
• This X-ray won't hurt, right?
• I will have this unstuffed and de-squeekered in 7 minutes.
• Lookie lookie, I have a bobo too!
• They don't call me 'Jester' for nothin'!
• The PetSmart Dauschund has nothing on me!
• Excuse me, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
• Grrr "Did I hear someone say Tug-o-war" Grrr
• you nick my toy, and you are dead dog, man.
• don't even try it!
• Woo hoo! Home at last!!!
• See, I can look just as cute as that Dachshund on the PetsMart commercial!!!
• All right. This is the fourth one of these buggers I've taken down this afternoon. Where's the Oreos?
• I am so happy to be home!
• I have this toy and I'm not afraid to use it!! Soooooo. . . Get outa my way!!!
• And here we see the hunter back with his fresh kill.
• I am waay better looking that that dog on the pet store commercials!
• Twenty bucks says I can fit this whole thing in my mouth!
• Hey baby. How's about you, me, and my big yellow widget go have a drink some time?
• I'm bringin'my pal and I'm movin' in!
• What? Do I have something in my teeth?
• I know you aren't thinking about taking my loofa dog...I have got my eye on you.
• "Momo I missed you while I was gone...but if you think you getting this loofa dog from me you be CRAZY!"
• My Bobo is better than your Bobo, my Bobo's better than yours........
• Nobody move or the toy gets it!
• YOU may be bigger than me, I'll still get ya , grrr...
• I'm in so much trouble!
• Step away from my toy from Santa...step away!
• Hey...you wanna see me shake the stuffin' outta this one?
• I'm thinkin', if I twirl this toy around fast enough...will I fly to the ceiling?
• i think this is a bit too big for me.
• " i am your father. "
• I brought this over to show you, isn't he beautiful,and so sweet to me.
• I got it ... ... CHARGE!!!
• Jester is showing off his new christmas present by taking a walk down the runway
• "There's no place like home--there's no place like home--there's no place like home (especially with a new loofah dog!"
• OK Jester, sell it with your eyes!
• I wonder why that door stopped me back there? Oh well at least I still have my toy.
• My friends always said that I had a big mouth.
• I'm sorry!!!! This WAS all they had left, will it do????
• weiner,weiner,weiner!
• Take 5 steps back and the hostage won't get hurt. I told you I wanted "bacon flavored" treats, not "chicken" and now look what happened!
• BUSTED!
• Oh, did you want this?
• I wasn't really "missing" I was just honeymooning with Loofita here
• "Say hello to my little friend."
• You cannot be serious, Jester does NOT play with yellow toys! Blue only please, I'm a guy, remember!
• I brought my loofa-dog to block the draft from coming under the door.
• Mphsmrmpsh Translation: Tastes like weiner dog.
• So if I swallow this thing it'll have puppies in my stomach?
• Put the money in the bag and the weiner doesn't get hurt.
• Jester has saved the beautiful princess from the evil Dr. Kitty.
• Sure you microwaved this long enough?
• But Mom, I don't care about dental hygen! And it's only ONE weiner dog!
• I don't think this is gonna fit through the door.
• How many times do I have to tell you?! This was NOT the hot dog I wanted!
• ...It was then that Jester realized that he had chewed more than he could swallow...
• tug of war anyone!!! comeon.
• Which end is the sqeaker in?
• *oh how i wish i were an oscer myer weiner dog!
• Mmm. . . giant banana.
• The witch said she'd get me, ...and my little dog too!
• Sorry I was gone so long...I went shopping! See what I got!
• "MMmmMmMM MmMMMMm MMMMM mMmm mmmM!", said Jester
• Uh oh...I swear it didn't kill it!
• You mean it's not a banana?!
• Dish tashes lihk lemonsh!!!
• where's the cream filling in the center?
• what's wrong with having my toy?
• Come and get it!
• hot diggity.. Dog diggity.. ooh what you do to me ...
• What do you mean they've already cast the pet store commercial? I haven't auditioned yet!
• I said I wanted a hot dog but my gosh I didn't know it was going to be fuzzy and this big.And why is it yellow?
• If you wanted it you should of got up earlier!
• That door needs to be a little wider.
• He's my brother, he's not heavy!
• Loofa Looove!
• What do you mean my toy can't come with me to the vet?
• I told you I could carry it. Now move out of the way!
• toy? what toy?...oh, THIS toy???
• That weiner dog on the Petsmart commercials can eat his heart out!
• What?!
• Jester says, "How's that?". Loofah says, "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah ... that's the spot!"
• im hungry
• You were wondering what that noise was in the attic? Sheesh...I need to teach YOU how to take care of these pests by yourself. Now where are the Oreo's...
• Geez Mom, If I knew I'd get a new toy for being found, I'd have been found sooner. I sure am glad to be home!!
• I am sorry. I guess I went too far with the interrogation. Where the heck is Jack Bauer when you need him?
• I GOT MY BOBO !!!!
• I wonder what I'll get if I decide to go on the lam again?!
• Hey the wrapper lied! This is not lemon, it is clearly banana!
• Mommy, I found it!
• Look what the dog dragged in!!
• Mmm... tastes like chicken!
• See what I got for coming back home!!!! Mama loves me alot!!!!
• "say hello to my little friend"
• I'll show you who is pack leader around here....
• please, please no pupparazi!!
• I want to audition for the Petco commercial!
• what you lokkin at?!!!!!!
• touch my toy, feel my scratch.
• "what did i tell you?!?! no more toys until my mouth grows bigger !"
• I know your glad to see me but this is ridiculous!!!!!
• just smile like nothing is happening and no one gets hurt!
• This banana has no taste!
• Size Matters!
• oops! there goes "little miss sunshine"
• Put down that camera or stretch is a goner
• ready to go to the pool mom
• We're ready to go now Mom.
• killed this for you!
• i was, uh, just getting this for you...yeah.
• Cool! I got lost and then get a new toy! Maybe I should get lost more often!
• Cannibal Jester!
• Wuffs for 'unch?
• "There's no place like home, there's no place like home"
• I'm baaaack!!! Now who wants to play?
• My banana. MINE!
• What are you looking at?
• Tastes like chicken!
• I wasn't me.
• Yeah, Mom, I'm back. Sorry it took so long to find this big yellow weiner dog thingy.
• maybe they'll ask me to do a petsmart commercial too... that little dachaund looks like a hot mama!

• Help me hide this before Izzabella finds it missing!

• SOOO glad Jester is home! I thought this looked like him - and THEN I saw the home page announcement!!!
• Eris had one of these too! It was her favorite, and she carried it everywhere.
• So very glad to hear that you were returned safe and sound!!
• Awesome ... He is back home!!!! Now that is a"Happy" New Year!
• jester is just adorable!
• Oh, this picture makes me tear up!! So glad this darling boy is back with his mom, I can't even think of a caption except "Woooohooooooooo!", LOL!
• It is so wonderful to know Jester is safe at home!!!!!
• he is soooooooo cute
• cool
• this doggie is cute and funny! i love him
• my Boston loves his "BoBo" too
• This puppy is so cute and I love the yellow dog toy!!! I just love this picture!!!
• so cute totally
• what a cutie!

Great captions everyone!
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