Winning Caption: Only my hairdresser knows for sure.

• Well, I guess you would've found out sooner or later... I'm smarter than you.
• Gilly's solution to a "Bad Ear Day"
• For just a $1.99 a minute Miss Cleo will tell you your future. Please call the phone lines are now open.
• Get Hairapy!
• Calgon take me away
• I can't believe I broke both my ears.
• Nice try, Gilly. You still can't go in the women's sauna.
• No More Wire Hangers!!!
• What's that? You'll have to speak up -- I can't hear a thing!
• I'm gonna wash that dog right out of my hair!
• Yes, it is true, I get a little help from Grecian Formula.....
• are my eyebrows even?
• Step one.. Towel dry ears, Step two.. Apply Perk em up lotion, Step three.. style as normal.
• yes I know....that blue dot means I`m a guy, cant boys look nice to?
• Gilly's practicing for a role on Stink Eye for the Straight Guy.
• Quick, Get my Royal Subjects for I have spotted a blemish!
• Being Handsome is such hard work, but it pays off!
• I'm ready for my close-up
• Gilligan, 1 hour before his exciting trip on the SS Minnow, so he thought.
• Gilligan the Great. If he was so great, he should've saw his own future on the SS Minnow.
• Puppy Dearest
• Darling I Vant to be alone...
• Yes, even swamis need facials now and again
• I said not until I have my makeup on !
• Eat your heart out baby.....
• two creams one sugar please, now let me put my game face on
• The things we girls go through to be beautiful...
• Dahling....Would you be a dear, and close the door on your way out...
• Just five more minutes and I promise it's all yours.
• AHHHHH!!...A pimple!! I can't bare to look!...I'm Hideous!
• CAN'T A GIRL HAVE A LITTLE PRIVACY!
• Give me a treat and I can tell you your fortune.
• Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
• Darling you are disturbing my beauty time
• Sigh... It isn't easy being this beautiful.
• Mess on the floor? No way, I've been in the bath the whole time.
• I told you an hour ago I'd be ready in a minute!
• Don't you people ever knock??
• Hold on! I don't have my face on yet!
• Welcome to the Boston Terrier Spa. I will be with you in just a moment.
• Move over Jessica Simpson! I have a better "over the shoulder" pose!
• Mr. DeMille I'm ready for my close up
• I'm ready for my close-up, darling.
• "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful"
• Just a second, Dahling. I'm almost ready for my close-up.
• "What? Can't I have some beauty time to myself?"
• "I would like a little thing called PRIVACY!!!!!!!!"
• Don't hate because I'm beautiful
• Oh, darling! You MUST try this new anti-wrinkle cream! The results have been astonishing! I mean, just look at me!
• I feel pretty, oh so pretty ...
• Because...I'm worth it!
• "Wait, mother, I'm doing my make-up for my date tonight. Do you mind waiting?"
• "Girl, we've got work to do Pass me the paint and glue Perfect isn't easy But it's me." (from Oliver & Company)
• Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
• If Joan Crawford had been a dog.
• OH! don't look i'm not ready yet.
• What's a turban?
• Dahling. .could you please close the door. .a girl needs her privacy.
• Please tell Scorsese he will have to wait five more minutes.
• If you think I look ravishing now, just wait until I've finished my beauty regimine!
• Excuse me, but I'm not yet ready for my close-up!
• "Be a dahling and fetch my diamonds will you?"
• "I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright! And I pity any girl who isn't me tonight."
• Does my nose look to big?
• Darly, you don't think I got this beautiful over night?
• I thought the mud bath was included in the all day spa package?
• In four seconds I am throwing this off my head and eating it.
• Anybody seen my aftershave?
• Oh, my makeover hasen't even begun, and i'm beautiful!
• Come on guy's, can't you give a dog some PRIVACY?
• Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder
• "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."
• Metrosexual is the new "Pink"
• Ahh, have you ever heard of knocking?!
• I just adore a penthouse view, darling I love you, but give me Park Avenue!!!!
• I can't help it if I'm beautiful.
• Chill the champagne, get the limo ready, I'm primping for girls night out!
• Yes Darling?
• Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the Bostonest of them all?
• CAN I GET A LITTLE PRIVACY? ITS NOT EASY BEING THIS GORGEOUS YOU KNOW...
• It's a bad ears day, what can I say!
• Mom... I told you... I am NOT a princess!
• Just got my hair done... it's drying
• EXCUSE ME! A little privacy never hurt, I would never burst in on YOU like this, ok maybe once, or twice or, 10 times
• Hello, and welcome to my breathing hour, In... Out... In... Out.. In...-- OMIGOD! It's almost over!
• Look at me and my BAD self!
• You honestly think you can just TALK TO ME whenever?!?!
• I will now begin my mani/pedi after combing out my lucious hair.
• STRETCH and 1... 2... 3... and 4... 5... 6...!
• Please, you may take pictures, BUT ABSOLUTELY !!!NO!!! autographs.
• Long Hot Bath: 10$ Mani/pedi: 20$ Being caught smooching yourself on mirror: Pricele$$
• Now, I must find out if I should wear the short spy wig or the long blonde wig.
• Go grab the silver and purple hairspray bottles in the cupboard would you darling?
• Fine, I will perform your favorite song if you grab that hairbrush as my mic!
• Pamper me mommy!!!
• Dahling... please... fetch me my brush and a nice cocktail...
• Please wait, I'll get the special massage oil and be with you in a minute.
• I'm not ready for my closeup!
• Have you seen my OIL of OLAY?
• I'LL BE READY IN TEN MINUTES
• "Dahhhh-ling...to be pampered is just divine."
• Do you think I am SEXY, Well do you?
• Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
• valentines day is tomorrow!!!!!
• Swami BT??????????
• Don't hate me for being so beautiful!!!
• I Gilly, see your future, I see you feeding me plently of treats.
• I am so beautiful!
• *Not Tonight Honey, I'm Washing My Hair*
• What do you mean my date just arrived. I have my nails and hair to do yet!
• Dahling, can you fetch me my Chanel?
• Hello, d-a-h-hling, just give me a minute to get my make-up on!
• Dont know what to do with my hair
• "No, I can't go out. I am washing my hair on Saturday."
• Darling, could you get my robe.....
• I bet you say that to all the girls!
• These turby twists are great!
• The best part of bath time is when it's over...
• Aren't I beautiful????
• Great beauty is natural!
• What a day so many men so little time!!!
• Life is so hard when you are as beautiful as me!
• Out to dinner and drinks tonight with my favorite man
• Zsa Zsa has nothin' on me lovie! Eat your heart out!
• mon dieu, I am ravashing!
• ..and playing the role of mommy dearest is Gilligan
• L'Oreal. Because you're worth it
• Darling, I'm afraid this hairstyle just does not suit me at all.
• Really "Darling" I need my privacy!
• Hey you didn't think these good looks came without working at it did you
• Mirror, Mirror...Hey! Could you knock next time, please?
• Gilly... are you done yet?!!! Come on ... youve been in there for hours!
• EXCUSE ME, I'M GETTING READY FOR WORK HERE!!!
• OK YOU CAUGHT ME I FORGOT TO LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT!!
• I CAME IN HERE TO BE ALONE!!!
• MIRROR, MIRROR, ON THE WALL WHO IS THE MOST SPECIAL ONE OF ALL???
• CAN YOU HAND ME MY TOWEL NOW???
• WHAT? IT TAKES TIME TO LOOK THIS BEAUTIFUL!!
• You really think my naps alone keep me this beautiful?
• wat u lookin at fool
• and u thought a kangaroo was good for hair comershuls
• it takes a lot of work to be this beautiful!
• Well my stars, an interesting Beasty should have an interesting hair-do! (Bugs Bunny reference)
• Please, please, tell me where you put the blow dryer?????
• I'am going to look so dang good after my facial!!!!
• excuse me! Can't you knock first?
• Stand up Boston.
• Posing for the camera?
• OH I DO HOPE THIS PERM TAKES. THESE EARS ARE JUST TO STRAIGHT AND NOW FOR MY MANICURE.
• Honey, never take my picture while I'm getting beautiful.
• There's nothing better than a day at the spa.
• Well, the Skipper stole my hat and Ginger gave me this!
• That's right, I've got a hot date
• Mirror, mirror on the wall whos the finest of them all???
• I just got out of the shower...What do you want?
• Faaabulous darling, faaaabulous!
• Bad hair day!
• So, where did you say we're going?
• ...just another day at the spa
• Calgon, Take me away!
• YES DARLING, THIS SPA IS JUST THE DOG DIGGTY!!!
• IF you don't quit bothering me it's going to take much longer...and were already late......just a few more minuntes
• Gotta be perfect!
• WHAT A DIVA !!!!!!!!
• Listen - I'm not going to be ready for AT LEAST a half hour. I've still got to dry my hair!
• "Dahling, can you get my nail clipper?"
• Excuse me, but I paid for the PRIVATE spa day...
• great, my owner's going through a wegman phase so i get to wear a stupid turban
• ...MAKEUP!!!! And where's my @#%Y latte!!!
• Damn paparrazzi- go bother Brangelina
• dahling, I vant to be alone
• It's hell being beautiful
• Dahling, don't disturb me-I'm channeling Gloria Swanson
• ain' I just Beatiful
• I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!
• You didnt think beeing this cute just came naturally did you??
• Don't hate me because I am beautiful!!!!
• Caught again -- I just looooove my face! I am beautiful!
• So many men so little time!
• I FEEL PRETTY...OH SOOO PRETTY..!
• I've just washed my hair and I can't do a thing with it.
• It's not easy being queen!
• Hey,what does a girl have to do to get some privacy around here?!
• Zsa Zsa, Darling (sigh), go fetch my night cream.
• Da'ling do you think I need more nose polish?
• "Mirror-Mirror, on the wall, which Boston is the fairest of them all?"
• Don't hate me because I am beautiful!
• I recommend Clairol Herbal Essences hair color. It has no ammonia and vitamin E to nourish your hair.
• Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn'!
• Diamonds are a girls best friend!
• Darling...knock!
• Gilly, gorgeous Gilly!
• Does this towel make me look fat???
• I'm too sexy for my towel! So sexy it hurts!!
• It's the latest style in Paris!
• Now, you said all the gray would be gone, yes?
• Mama said they would be days like this.
• hey no photos while i am operating ... ok just one since i am famous
• If you'd buy the 3-way mirror so that I could check my hair in the back, then I wouldn't have to wear this turban!
• Excuse me! I'm doing my girl stuff. You know, hair.
• Do you mind? A diva has got to dress !!
• Of course I used up all the hot water - I was washing my HAIR.
• I hope you've come to do my nails, dahling.
• when is my massage?
• I haven't put my face on yet!!
• Darling, I still have to put my make-up on before we can go out!
• SHUT THE *&**& DOOR!!!
• Ok, now that you've taken he picture, can you get this thing off my head... I do enough work during the day...
• Yes Darling, you look marvelous!
• Oh wait let me fix my hair.... is that good???
• Oh, the things we go through to be beautiful.
• Dahling, could you be a doll and hand me my rouge?
• Gilly loves her weekly Spa Treatments !
• Could somebody get me a cocktail
• A little privacy, please..
• Wire hangers!!!
• "Don't hate me 'cuz I'm beautiful!"
• It takes time to be this beautiful!
• Only Lady Clairol knows for sure!!!
• gotta try again this is NOT the right look
• where is the hairdryer
• i am a pampered pup
• if only people could understand how important looks are
• CLOSE THE DOOR!!!i feel a draft!
• try SUNSILK!get furapy
• ooooh! who is that HANDSOM, HANDSOM puppy in the mirror you ask...ME!ME!ME! I`m SOOOOOOOO proud!
• Go get mommy a martini, dear.
• I'm afraid they've overwaxed my lip!
• my hair is a mess
• Maybe if I give you "the look", will you LEAVE!!!???
• Momma, Does this hat make my butt look fat.
• I feel pretty,oh so pretty, just look at that face, it's to die for.
• Gorgeous, darling. Just gorgeous.
• gads, my wrinkle cream seems to be working!
• aren't i pretty?
• who's that other dog?
• Now, pay attention, proper exfoliation is verrry important!
• don't hate me because im beautiful
• Kyan, Carson, Thom, Jai, and Ted face their toughest challenge yet.
• Gilly hopes to become Alberto V05's next spokes dog.
• Gilly hopes to become L'Oreal's next spokes dog, because he's worth it.
• If you want to see stink eye, try photographing Gilly *before* he's shaved.
• arent i just to sex c for words...oops there goes the towel tehehe
• Oh dahling, isn't this turban fashion simply too thrilling?
• What? Havn't you seen a dog get a home spa tratment?
• aren't i gorgeous??
• Excuse me please, have you seen my brush?

• I'll show Kingston. This is how you keep your ears down so your shadow doesn't scare people.
• What is Kingston doing in the hall? Oh no! Something's gone wrong! The Kingston Signal!

• OMG....LOL!!!
• hmm....have i seen this somewhere before? look like she is a fellow WOOFER!!!! hee hee!!!
• so darn adorable!!
• so cute
• awwww sooo cute!!
• This photo is so cute and funny!!
• LOVE IT, HE'S BEAUTIFUL..........
• His is so cute i have never seen anything like this SO CUTE CUTIE
• That dog is so cute!
  

Great captions everyone!
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