Winning Caption: This is a good place for a stick up!

• I've done a lot of research, and have come to the conclusion that it wasn't me.
• As an official "Buns of Steel" judge, I give you an aluminum.
• Time out stinks at my house.
• How the tables have turned!
• I love to lay on my bed made of human.
• Poor Lucy finds that her "gas karma" is coming back to haunt her!
• Placement is essential if you are going to blame it on the dog.
• Ahhh! Air freshener that smells good!
• Lucy was up at the crack of dawn. Dawn was unavailable for comment.
• This human needs to change his kibble.
• Revenge is a dish best served cold - and though denim. Boston Gas Backlash.
• Lucy denies having a crack addiction.
• These rectal exams are getting and weirder and weirder each year.
• Butts are surprisingly comfy!
• Sniff, sniff... do I know you?
• Dear Beastmistress: A Boston on someone's butt? Don't make this too easy...
• The ever suggestible Lucy should not be allowed to watch South Park at all- much less the Tiddlywinks episode.
• I like BIG BUTTS and I cannot lie!
• Lucy found the most padded spot in the apartment.
• Im confortable right where I am so don't move me.
• ergonomically correct sleeping apparatus now onsale for Boston Terriers ONLY
• Wow, that stinks. Can I roll in it? :)
• Hey, don't knock a DoubleWide until you have slept on one!
• Boston Terrier invents first orthopedic pillow designed specifically for BTs.
• I like to rest my head between two pillows!
• The perfect Body pillow is a real body. Nothing else will do.
• The Best Pillow Ever
• Lucys secret identity: a hot dog lying between two buns.....
• Lucy in the poop shute!!
• God Dad! You KNEW I was back here. GEEZ, that was so bad it makes my ears droop! Gross!
• Look Mom, it's twin pillows. They are heated too! Hey, Dad!!! That was just gross!
• Don't knock it.. til you tried it!
• Who needs a Tempurpedic bed-this one molds to my body and it's FREE!
• please don't speak old toothless
• Very comfy...but about that smell!
• I really hope beans weren't for dinner.
• And they say I'm a gassy breed!!!
• She keeps blaming me for the gas. I think I found the source!!
• As Lucy was about to find out, her owner had a large meal of beans with an extra side of beans.
• Cut the... I mean, say Cheese!
• WWW.BOSTON"BUTTIES".COM
• "What's that smell?"
• Sigh... Monday's really "bum" me out!
• and they say mine smell bad!!
• don't you make fun of my butt pillow
• bun warmer
• She who smelt it dealt it !!!
• One false move and its over!
• this pillow smells like my farts.
• Lucy dreaded waking up at the ass crack of dawn...
• Long as they don't make a tootie I'll be fine.
• ~~This Cushion Has A Small Vibration Every Few Minutes~~
• Did this person just POOT....??? ARGH?
• dont fart
• I'm doing the new Boston LIP-osuction, I've lost 10 pounds already!
• Lucy lay comfortably as she tested out the new and improved bean bag for bostons
• I'd go to sleep BUTT this pillow is too lumpy.
• Hey mom is this what they call a butt-head?
• no butts about it, i'm a little behind on my napping.
• I'm a puppy stopper!
• **PPPFFFFTTTTT**...... Do You Hear What I hear?
• Lucy waited patiently for another spritz of perfume...
• This is a comfy spot but boy does it stink!
• Lucy...you got some 'splanin to do!
• You haven't eaten any beans recently, have you?
• Does this Boston make my butt look big?
• An unsuspecting Lucy is about to experience "payback time!"
• Did you hear that?
• Hmmm...bean burros, or broccoli? Can't sniff that one out.
• Now I know what an airline flotation device smells like.
• **Butt Sniffer
• Paybacks are hell
• Double cheek warmers now on sale!
• Ahhh... TushCush!! And I better NEVER hear "Hoof Arted" directed at me again!!
• What does GAS, mean?
• I sure hope he didn't have beans for dinner.
• Doc, can you remove this hideous growth from my chin?
• Ahh,this is the life...just please don't toot!
• I just love the smell of denim or ?? is that...???
• Lucy is demonstating the new and improved "butt mattress topper"
• The best seat in the house!
• These eyes can kill.
• Don't move dad, this spot fits me just right!
• I'm not worried, nobody can out-fart me!
• Lucy found the one place in the house heated by natural gas.
• Try out our new soothing warm Boston massage stones!
• sweet revenge!
• Bostons relly do always find the best seat in the house!!!
• Look Mom I Pooped A Boston!!!
• Now don't get cheeky!
• At last, I've whupped my human into submission - I'm Queen of the Hill!!! so to speak...
• Ahhh...and this body pillow has paw warmers, too!
• Blame it on the human.
• Lucy's nick-name "Sweet cheeks" has a whole new meaning now!
• And he scolds ME for MY puppy-poots? Shoot - my ears used to be straight before he let that last one fly...
• In sniffing the new human's butt to determine whether friend or foe, superdog was gassed, knocking him out slowly. Egads - superdog foiled again!
• What? Why are you laughing? WHAT????
• Lucy misunderstands the meaning of waking up at the crack of Dawn (or Don). :)
• Please Lord let them have used "Beano" before dinner
• The newest way to lose weight....push ups with a boston weight!
• I like to walk on the wild side - who knows when this thing will blow!
• Lucy Lue and the Funky Bunch!!
• I love my new heated bed, except it smells kind of funky!**
• Ahhh....Smells like home.
• Lucy weighs the risk of the perfect pillow with the risk of unfortunate bodily smells...
• Mmmm. Tastes like butt!
• Please tell me you didn't have beans for dinner!
• veryy comfy
• What do you mean this great new self heating bed i found is a person?
• *poof* h-h-elp...dying fom poisenous gas.....
• my paws are between these two pillows!
• Make it rumble, Daddy.
• You're going to blame me for that one, aren't you?
• Did you feel that? Was it an earthquake? It must have cracked the sewer line....
• DUDE! And they complain about my gas!
• Hey, I thought you said I get a prize if I lay here. Awww man!! Not that kind of prize! Yuk!
• The smell might kill ya!
• When you're pooped, you're pooped!
• A poor-puppy's version of a sulphur spring bath...poot poot
• Mom would this be concedered a Butt-Head
• mmmm fabreeze!
• whew, what did u eat!
• Why pets kill their owners...
• If you take any pictures, I'll kill you.
• Don't you dare...
• please dont fart
• Why do they always ask the butcher for Boston Butt?
• As long as he doesn't fart- no one gets hurt!
• Lucy (smugly): yeah, I knew mine smelled worse than his...
• Their butts are sooooo big and their farts are soooo wimpy...
• BOSTON BUTT?!?
• one man's dangerous blast zone is another girl's favorite snuggle spot
• I coulda' sworn I heard a squeekie... I'll just wait for it again.
• If I lay here long enough I'll get a burst of warm air!
• When Lucy herd her owner say the famous line "r u wearing space pant's, cuz ur butt is out of this world", She immmediately jumped at the opportunity, but found out that gravity is enforced with the space pants.
• Love makes strange bedfellows....
• Now you know why my nose is brown!!
• nice and warm but it kind of smells
• What is that odor?
• I got the mostest warmest and the mostest cushiest spot in the whole wide world! Thanks Dad for sharin' your bum!
• Your bum is the place to be!
• Lucy stakes claim to the best seat in the house.
• pooped out
• Lucy thought this was a good spot for a nap till she remembered had ate beans for dinner!!!!!!
• I saw this on a TV show once, and I have to admit, it's pretty cozzy...plus my owner doesn't seem to mind!
• Sniffffff....Hmmmmm , Mom needs new air fresheners !
• eww man you thought my breath stunk take a wiff of this
• Lucy waited patiently for the 4pm eruption of "Old Faithful"
• I like Big Butts and I cannot lie!
• Welcome to my Rumpus room.
• I hope Dad didn't have the chili for lunch...
• You know I'm not sure why they call it the danger zone...to me its the comfort zone.
• How many times have I told you the couch was min? Now I'm laying here out of protest!!!
• ooh ahhh push it push it ahh work it babii ooh ooh uhh uhh !!!!
• Like the song goes, "Heaven, I'm In Heaven"
• who farted?
• Boy am I a stinker.
• Oh my god! please don't let me fall in!!
• Tonight's dinner: a delicious Boston Butt roast!
• Wow! Who knew that people butts smell good like ours!
• I will try to keep it under so we can enjoy fresh air.
• What? Be happy my nose is up in the air...
• Mommy had some good dinner...
• You think this is funny? Try it from my side!
• ahh! I love that smell!
• That's OK! If you Fart... I will surely Bite!
• Does this Boston make my butt look big?
• this is the 81 butt i have sniffed today. only 19 more to go!
• I better get paid for this......
• Lucy's Yoga Position of the Day: The Modified Downward Facing Dog
• Hope he doesn't let one go, I've finally found a comfy spot!

• Lucy is bummed out 'cause Seamus and Mickey left her off the BBQ Invite List.

Comments:
It seems like this is a popular BT position!!! Bergamot & Emrys both enjoy butt-napping too ;)

• my pooch does the same thing!
• My boston lays like that on me all the time.
• awww
• she looks like a puppy who would love anybody!!!!!!! SO CUTE!!!!
• I have a boston and she lays any where too lol
• Funny! Mine does this also.
• THATS TO FUNNY MY DOG DOES THE SAME
• She looks like my Boston.
• Lucy, you're not alone! Tank likes this position as much as you seem to...and sometimes too much! Gotta be a Boston Terrier thing!
• so cute
• thats so hilarious!!!
• OOOOOOOOHHH she looks just like my BT and does the same thing...love it!
• Awww that is so cute....does he do that all the time...

Great captions everyone!
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