Winning Caption: Ask not for whom the Boston toes. The Boston toes for thee.

• This little piggy tastes like tube sock.
• I picked the wrong week to stop biting nails!
• Toes the other white meat.
• Sometimes... when I get nervous... I chew other people's toenails.
• 7 days without chicken fingers makes one VERY weak...
• I don't eat arms and legs...just toes.
• Blue was not going to miss the chance to finally try these "burry toes" he'd heard so much about.
• And this little piggy was MINE!!!
• Ve haff vays to make you takk!
• And this little piggy tastes like Fritos!
• This little piggy went to the store and bought me some treats.
• Most people go to a manicurist, but Blue had such attention to detail.
• This little piggy went to the market,this little piggy went ...,mmmmmmmmmmmm these are delicious
• Hey, they do smell like fritos!
• Hmmm this little piggy does taste like roast beef :)
• Didn't you say this one was roast beef?!
• Mommy and I keep our nails looking this nice by giving each other pedicures!
• This little piggy went to market...this little piggy stayed home...
• Mmmmmm, tastes like chicken.
• This little piggy cried wee wee wee all the home.
• Nope, this one's not a boston either-no FritoToes
• What? I can't eat these?
• This little piggy went to the market , this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy ate roast beef, Hey you need to share you roast beef, says Blue
• Hey! Where's the milk?
• This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy.... tastes like chicken, Mmmmm!!
• I LOVE MY BINKY!
• Mmmmm! Popsicle toes!
• This toe jam is ... um, um, good!
• This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, and THIS little piggy TASTES DELICIOUS!
• Blue is rendered catatonic by the aroma of his Moms feet!!
• Coming from a disadvantaged background, Blue had to make do with toes instead of a Cuz
• Blue's working on perfecting his pedicure techniques...
• Poor me. They never feed me and I have to resort to eating toes!!
• "Where are the toe-jams?!"
• "One for you, one for me. One for you, another one for me....."
• ...And this little piggy got BT kisses...
• and this little piggy went ''wee wee wee''all the way home.
• There's nothing like a Boston pedicure
• Umm, toe jam my favorite!
• I told you I could give you a pedicure!
• Toe jam is a great delicacy in the outer regents of Boston Proper.
• yes, i do Highly reccomend Oder eaters!
• ummm, yes i think a Pedicure is in order here.
• I Thought Theese were Hot dogs!
• it tastes like chicken roast turkey and cherry pie
• Hey guys Blue's lost his pacifier again!!!
• a few more nibbles and your pedicure will be done
• This little piggie had roastbeef!
• here i'll give you a pedicure your toes taste Mmmmm GOOD.
• mmmmmmm, tastes like tonails!
• this new foot bath is cute and leaves your feet looking cute!
• OOOOOOOOH!!! your nail polish is SO cheesy! UHG! i must get it off your toenails, then I'll get you a more hip color!*knaw*
• this is what happens when you step in dog food.
• they look like cheese, but they dont taste like cheese.
• who needs a teddy bear when you have a foot?
• kill the foot. kil the foot!KILLLLL THE FOOOT!!!!!!
• I DONT CARE WHOS FOOT IT IS! I JUST CARE THAT ITS A FOOT!!!
• Despite a really photogenic star, "Bowser the Puppy Podiatrist" never made it past the pilot episode.
• the new dog alergy test.
• YOU JUST HOLD STILL MOMMY ILL GET THE HANG NAIL FOR YOU!
• Dis little piggy ain't goin' nowhere but my mouf!
• wow, your right, they really do taste like fritos!
• Hmmm, smells like Limburger cheese!
• Blue learns the art of foot massage.
• Blue heard lady fingers were good, so he decided to try lady feet.
• Behold the power of feet.
• "I don't understand!The bottle said Candy Apple red..This doesn't taste like apples!"
• I'M HUNGWY
• mmm...kibbles and bits!
• Piggies: the other white meat!
• pedicure only costs 2 greenies!!
• You see mommy, it takes just a few min. and you do not have to get a pedicure!
• My dentist recommended flossing...and I shall listen to him...
• Blue, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating!
• Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria!
• Dog food is expensive...
• These don't smell like fritos!!
• I never knew toe jam tasted so good!
• Yummmmmmmm, toe jam!
• Hey, this little piggy doesn't have any roast beef at all!
• Where's the milk?
• "Humans are so lazy why can't they bite off their own toe nails!!!"
• "Yum! Toe Cheese!"
• Nothings coming out! I'm thirsty!!
• With all the dog food recalls, I guess I have to settle on this treat to be safe.
• Blue demonstrates to his master a new skill--beastie pedicure!
• Let me clip that dew claw for you.
• Pedicure..Boston style
• do these sausages taste funny to you as well?
• oh, yum yum feet.These are actually taste pretty good.
• Mmmmm I like THIS 'Lil piggy best !!!
• *and now we're going to finish with a polishing polish, look at that shine!*
• This little piggy went to market, this little piggy--is really good! Who needs a nylabone?
• Human feet smell like Frito's too!
• These toes are yummy, I could nibble on them all day long is she'd let me.
• Yum! CheeseToes my fav
• Blue listens intently at Pedicure School.
• MMM...tastes like a tater toe.
• Is this a chewyoy or not.
• Yummm toe jam, my favorite
• The puppy pedicure...
• I can't wait until Mommy can afford pedicures again- her corns are ridiculous!
• And this little piggy stayed home.
• She loves me, she loves me not....
• Trying to clean the foot.
• I love mama's feet. they so tasty.
• Full service Boston pedicures starting at 4 dog biscuits...
• Can I have some peanut butter to go with this toe jam?
• is this watermelon nailpolish
• You hid all the shoes so I'm going straight to the source
• And this wittle piggy cried weee weee weee all the way into my tummy!
• Well these certainly don't smell like fritos...but they do taste good!
• And here we have Blue, a very rare species who's scientific name is Bostonterriest Pedicurest.
• The Boston Pedicure-Let me get this callus knawed off and then I'll paint up your toes!
• I kiss thou feet. . .oh mistress!
• Blue goes in for the all you can eat Toe Cheese Buffet.
• This is the LAST pedicure I give you!
• GRRR! GIVE ME MY HAMBURGER!!!!!
• geeez, you would think these people would invest in a pair of toenail clippers. this is getting old.
• The world's most natural pedicure
• Forget strawberry and grape...toe-jam is my favorite!
• This is what you get for not letting me chew on EVERYTHING else!!!
• Blue practices his PETicure skills on a willing participant...
• The Boston Pedicure is now all the rage in the hottest nail salons! Call 1-800-CHW-NAIL for an appointment!
• Blue is not sure if this is a treat or a squeaky toy...each time he bites, he does seem to hear a faint squeaking sound.
• This doesn't taste like a little piggy...but delish anyway! Waiter, more piggys!
• "Why do these little pink sausages taste like feet?"
• This smells funny, but it tastes good
• "...and the snozzberries really taste like snozzberries..."
• THESE DONT TASTE LIKE VIENNA SAUSAGES.
• PUPPY PEDICURES ARE FREE
• Blue begins his career as a pedicurist.
• HEY TOOTSIE
• (tap tap tap) "Is this thing on? Can you hear me? (tap tap tap)
• RAWHIDE!!!!!
• Hmph. No, YOUR toes don't smell like Fritos!
• A little dry... someone pass me some butter!
• You really didn't need that toe did you?
• The Boston Terrier way to clip nails.
• Help-nail polish-superglue!
• Tastes like cheese:)
• OMG!!!!!! Are those designer jeans???!!
• I told u i wanted to play!!!!!!!
• -and I thought their SOCKS tasted good!!
• This doesnt taste like a puperoni!
• Mommy, did you use that dog food food scrub that I love so much again?
• hey where did my milk bone go?... O well this is just as good!!! *slurp*
• Who put candy on this toe
• I just love nibbling on my mummies toes
• I think they like this. . .
• Blue loves cheese and bunion flavour
• Now, if I just had some toast to go with this toe-jam. Mmmmmmm....Yummy.
• who needs toast when you've got jam!!
• Tasty!!!
• French Manicure, Nahh...you want a Boston Manicure
• Give me love and I'll give you pedicures!!!
• Hold still- just a sec- I'll get that hangnail...
• MMMMMMMM yummy sausage!!!
• Not as good as the leather sofa though...
• Yes, toejam IS an aquired taste....
• MMMMM.........toesy!
• Are the toes eaten with a fork, or are they eaten separately?
• Blue gives a pedicure a whole new meaning
• Look ma! It's an inflatable human!!! Can I keep it, ma, can I????
• It tastes so bad!!! Why can't I stop? It tastes SO BAD!!!!
• Blue gets anxious waiting for his favorite part and decides to stop "this little piggy" before it can wee wee wee ANYWHERE.

• Wait, these aren't Frosty Paws!?
• What a great new flavor of frosty feet!
• Is this my Frosty Paw?

• What an angel!
• i'm so cute.but i'm cuter when i have a foot.
• awwww.
• That is so absolutely adorable! =o) This picture makes me smile!
• How kissable he is -- those ears, that face! He is darling!!
• its adorable
• this is so adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!
• This picture is so funny!
• That photo is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• awwwwww how cute!!
• aw what a cute puppy
  
  

Great captions everyone!
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