• So what exactly does this catapult thingy do?
• I'd better hurry...Conan will be back for his shorts any minute!
  
• I should have asked for a bigger codpiece...
• If I wait here long enough, one of my servants should arrive to push me.
  
• OK, I've got the outfit. Now where to find a sword and shield...
  
• You push.... I'll jump and we'll see how far I can fly!
• But this little swing is just right... said alee...
• I LOST ALL OF MY SANDBAGS. I HOPE I DON'T GO TOO HIGH!!!
  
• The dog-a-pault, essential for any castle-seiging!
  
• The joys of being an only child
  
• Hmmm, I think his codpiece is bigger than mine...
  
• The Boston Terrier Fern...the latest craze in hanging baskets. Perfect for front porch, patio etc. Warning: Feed Beggin Strips instead of water for a happy, healthy plant.
• This is some kinda chastidy belt!
• Hey where's the on button????
• :::sigh::: damn humans
  
• Watch as Alee demonstrates how the ancient Roman Boston Terrier catapult used to work. A weapon used in 556 b.c. meant to lick enemies away.
  
• Won't someone come over here and give me an underdog?
• Don't worry! You will all get a turn to push me.
  
• Now what??
• Dude--I can make this thing go 360! watch me!
  
• I just don't know why mom won't let me play on the big swings. I'm a big girl. I'm even potty trained, unlike the others on these baby swings.
  
• Yes, its true, my mommy REALLY likes to baby me!
  
• Somebody give me a push so I can yell "Alee-oop!"
  
• I better get a *really* good treat for this, folks!
  
• look at me, i'm wearing sumo wrestling gear!
  
• So, whose leg do you have to hump to get a push around here?
• Alee kept a close watch while pooping the the warriors helmet.
  
• i love to swing!!
  
• Um...hello? A little help please!
  
• "Who says swings are for humans only."
  
• Aren't I a little big for this?
• A push, anyone...anyone...anyone
• oh well this is better than sitting in the corner!
  
• Hello? Anybody? Little help! Stranded . . .
  
• Wish I had my Fruit of the Looms...
  
• geez, what i won't do for a cookie...
  
• I'm ready, now put the camera down and give me a push!!
  
• Hellloooo will you quit laughing and get over here and push me!!!!
  
• "Alright, now someone pass me a quarter so i can get this thing going!!!"
  
• is someone gonna push me or what?
  
• can some one get over here and get me out?
  
• all i want is one push...
  
• "who wants to do the spider swing with me?"
  
• "Higher, higher! I wanna underdog!!"
• AAhhh... This is the life.
  
• What do you mean it's not my turn!
  
• I don't need this big plastic diaper
  
• Lend a puppy a paw?
  
• The cat did this, and i am not amused.
  
• where's my mommy?
  
• How do you make this thing GO?
  
• Man, this thing looks like a diaper! The things I put up with....
  
• Ok...well...gee, this isn't as fun as I thought it would be.
  
• C'mon, you wanted to bring me to the park, now push!!!!!
  
• "I really think you're carrying this empty nest syndrome much too far!" Alee says to his human
• So where are Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn?
  
• Don't leave! I promise I won't make fun of you again! Pleeeasse!!
• Where is everyone when you need a push?
  
• Being a swinging single is overrated
  
• Just another day in Alee's swinging lifestyle
  
• Will somebody please give me a freakin push!!
  
• Hand me a beer
  
• Hello!!!!!! I'm still here!!!!
• Um... Can I get a push here?
  
• I feel sick..... too many sodas before going to Park
  
• They should have cushions
  
• higher mommy higher!!
  
• whos pushing me?
  
• Hey - What a great place to hang out!!
  
• I PRESENT -ALEE- PRINCESS OF THE PLAYGROUND-BEHOLD!
  
• MOM!!!? Can you push this thing?
  
• Hey, where'd everybody go?
  
• Don't leave me hangin'people!
• It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
  
• Umm, the swing stopped. Is anyone out there? Hellllo?
  
• Alee says..."One size fits all?"
  
• " I'm too sexy for this swing "
  
• this is your captain speaking-please put on your seatbelts-it's gonna be a good ride!!
• You COULD push me instead of just standing there
• "I heard swings were fun, but this is a little boring."
• One is definitly the lonliest number on the playground.
  
• I hope nobody gives me an UnderDog. I really hate those.
  
• My agent really needs to get me better gigs.
  
• Hey -- are you going to just let me hang here - where'd everyone go?
  
• Hello? A little push here? Hey, where ya goin'? Hey, the car! Where are ya goin' in the car? Come back! Hey! Dang, fell for it again.
  
• "To bad my legs aren't long enough to go through the holes!"
  
• Boston in a basket!
  
• Ah yes, it's just pee and swing, pee and swing all the live long day...
• UHH... Can I get someone to push me or something... I cant move myself!!!
  
• The boston, my friend, is swinging in the wind, the boston is swinging in the wind....
• *sigh* i'm tired of just hanging around.

One more *burn* on poor Linus from last week!

• Alee tries out Linus's favorite swing.
  

• A smart dog!
• aaaaaawwwwwwww!!!!
  
• how cute!!!!
  
  
  
  
  
  

Great captions everyone!
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