Winning Caption:
Ohhh....dont make me laugh! I'm going to spray water everywhere!

Outstanding Submissions:

• Oscar scowled. He was tired of all the "grouch" jokes, even if they were true.
• Hey lady, isn't it about time you changed that Glade plug-in?
• Meeds more mugar
• Oscar, performing his best "cat in the litter box" impersonation
• "I can't even see the big "E" without my glasses."
• You WILL give me the treat...you WILL give me the treat...
• What is that smell? Oh my God, it is me again...
  
• stuck lip stuck lip!!!!!
• oh man, I have to sneeze...gonna sneeze....gonna...here it comes...
• ewww....mom...geez...I think that went bad
  
• The Boston version of 'bitter beer face.'
  
• Where'd i put my teeth
• Now, THAT'S a spicy meatball!
• I forgot, I don't like lemons!
  
• Oscar practices to audition for Grumpy Old Men, The Dog Sequel.
  
• You Talkin' to ME??
  
• oooooo-weeeeee...what stinks? oh yeah, I farted.
  
• VERWEEEE INTERESTING.........
  
• I don't wanna take that medicine!
  
• Well, it LOOKED like it was going to be good to eat.
  
• Oscar does his Bert Lahr cowardly lion routine....
  
• I say, do you have any Grey Poupon?
  
• These pretzels are making me thirsty!
  
• Crazy!
  
• With my hypnotic powers I demand you drop the biscuit box!
  
• After stealing his Moms lemon from her tea...Oscar tries to keep a none sour look on his face...
  
• "And you think I stink!!!"
  
• I'll have my treat now
  
• Say Cheezzzzzz.......:)
  
• Because of Oscar!
  
• Is that peanut butter I smell?
  
• Oscar after his first lemon drop, he realized that you are not suppposed to lick that much salt and suck that much lemon!
  
• Ooof! There is no way you're blaming that one on me!
  
• Dang! bit my tongue!
  
• The wonderful thing about Oscars, is Oscars are wonderful things. . .
  
• I'm so pretty, oh so pretty...
  
• Despite warnings from mom and dad, Oscar was unable to resist the Lemonhead he found under the fridge.
  
• I knew I thould have bruthed my teeth like my mommy thed to.....
  
• I promised myself I wouldn't cry.
  
• uhhhhmmmm, that's good Kibble!!!
  
• "Don't drink the milk, it's spoilt!!"
  
• That's one bad smell!
  
• phew! this place smells like garbage. somebody take out the trash!
  
• I'm so smug! They thought the cat did it!
  
• This is my good side.
  
• My momma thinks im great!
  
• grrrrrrr
  
• CHEEEEEZ!!!
  
• PU! That one is so not my fault.
  
• This mouthwash is absolutely awful!
  
• Swish.....spit....kapoooey!
  
• I don't wanna say cheese!
  
• Do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya?
  
• Hum..let me see..do I want to eat, take a nap or play with the cat????
  
• If I strain any harder I'm going to get a hernia! Where's the Exlax?
  
• Oscar loves to show off how well his Jack Nicholson impression is.
  
• DUDE!!!!!!!! That reeeeks! What the hell did you eat???
  
• I hate this annual visit to the Proctologist!
  
• When life gives you a lemon, you gotta suck it up!
  
• I'll ask you one more time...Where are the dog treats...
  
• man those lemon heads sure are sour
  
• See? Plastic surgery makes you look better...
  
• Turn out those lights! I'm trying to get my beuty sleep!
  
• Oscar shows his true inner beast as...Bostie Boy! Defender of dog treats everywhere!
  
• I'm baa-aack...
  
• There will be no escape.
  
• You are NOT brushing my teeth.
  
• Smile though your heart is aching
  
• I told you...I don't even like the SMELL of broccoli...........
  
• OHH, I SHOULDN'T HAVE DAT WHOLE BAG O' PRUNES!!!
  
• I think...I need to....SNEEEEZE!
  
• alright kiddiies. i used to half to walk 4 miles in the snow to go poo.
  
• Hurry up and take my picture, I'm holding in a lot of gas!
  
• I knew it was a bad idea to eat those sour candies!
  
• What's with you? Yesterday you were normal and today you're like the Chinese guy from the Karate Kid. -Empire Records
  
• Can you really tell I had a face lift?
  
• I think I just swallowed my dentures
  
• Ohhhhhh, I'm soooooooo cute!! Hee, hee.
  
• The photographer asked Oscar to smile big and he did!!
  
• emm emm good
  
• Eww...I HATE spinich cassorle!
  
• Oscar "It wasn't me! Blaming it on the dog again; Darn humans!"
  
• I swear, I thought that yellow thing was a ball, now you tell me it was a lemon!!
  
• OHH did you have EGGS for dinner!
  
• Has anyone seen my dentures?
  
• With Grandpa's teeth left unattended on the table, Oscar just couldn't resist.
  
• "Now where did I leave those dang teeth"
  
• I hate it when peanut butter sticks to the roof of my mouth.
  
• "Frankly my dear-I don't give a damn'!"
  
• "Back in my day...the only toys were squirrels, moths and an occasional rabbit."
  
• "I need a TUMS Momma!"
  
• Dahling, our weekend in the Hamptons was soo divine!
  
• Whats up doc?
  
• Oscar smells a rat!
  
• Grampa Oscar gumming his oatmeal
  
• Fixodent and forget it.
  
• Anybody theen my teefh?
  
• course you are a good cook! .... NOT!
  
• Man! Who put the pickle-juice in my water?
  
• Just grin and bare it...
  
• Something tells me the tuna fish in the trash has gone bad.
  
• Those vitamins tasted so bad, Oscar's tongue curled up and retreated.
  
• It took every bit of poor Oscar's will power to swallow his medicine.
  
• Hey, somebody clean the litter box. It's bad enough having cats around at all even without the stink.
  
• Are you certain this is my best side?
  
• Four score and seven years ago...
  
• The satsified smile of a Boston who's just learned how to open the treat jar!
  
• See, if I hold my head up like this then my neck doesn't look so wrinkled and I can save bucks on Botox.
  
• My LIPS are sealed. I SEE NOTHING..I KNOW NOTHINGGG!
  
• "Don't make me smell your stinky feet!!!"
  
• Oscar wonders if those Botox injections were really a good idea.....
  
• "Go ahead...Make my day!"
  
• Pee yuh! That is what perfume smells like?
  
• ok, now....mmmmmmmmmm! Let's all sing 'Doggie in the Window'!
  
• "Mom...when did the dentist say my new dentures would be ready? I'm gettin' hungry!!"
  
• Genuine Halloween mask
  
• "I really need a stronger contact lense prescription!"
  
• Oscar knows the nasty tasting vitamins Mommy gives him are for his own good.
  
• oscar loves himself some sour patch kids
  
• Just put your lips together and blow!
  
• Am I funny to you, like a clown?
  
• Ooo! That had to hurt!
  
• I thought ALL cat butts smelled good, boy was I wrong! Get rid of THIS one!
  
• Boy, is it a windy day.
  
• Dang, mom told me lemons weren't for Bostons!
  
• God, what did mom feed me?!
  
• That's the last time I eat superglue.
  
• Eeeeww!! It smells like Mom's been cooking brussels sprouts again!
  
• Oscar the Boston tries to stifle a sneeze.
  
• Time for my daily dose!
  
• Are you serious? I thought those were treats in the litter box!
  
• come on give me a little kiss xxx
  
• "E, F P, T O Z, L P E D,...P..E..C..F..D...eh...E....D....F....C...Z....P! See I don't need glasses."
  
• Is there something in my nose?
  
• They told me this would happen if I didn't keep my head inside the car window...
  
• hehe if they only knew my diabolical plan had already begun
  
• "I'm Popeye the Sailorman!" *Toot* *toot*
  
• look mom i'm smiling
  
• Oscar knows that locating his glasses first, the dentures would be easier. This morning neither have turned up.
  
• Oscar puckers up and says, "kiss me! I'm all yours"
  
• meditation
  
• SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
• That's right. I'm irresistable.
  
• Dude, next time you fart, spray air freshener!
  
• He who smelt it, dealt it!
  
• Oscar thinks his impression of Moe, one of the three stooges is da bomb!!
  
• Is that onion really that strong???
  
• Oscar is The Exception to the Rule: A Boston that only tolerates Kisses.
  
• Oscar as the inscrutible Charlie Chan.
  
• Oscar doesn't think he's going to like what's for dinner.
  
• Of all the gin joints in all the world
  
• "I said put de lime in de coconut, not in de kibble."
  
• poor cactus placement usually yeilds these results
  
• Mom warned me what would happen if I chewed that toy too hard!
  

• handsome fellow!
• He looks so mad
• He looks just like my boson terrier when he eats a lemon
• this is a so cute dog
• this is sooooooo cute.who took it.
• these are my favorite dogs yes he is so pretty
  

Great captions everyone!
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