Winning Caption:
nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more, say no more

Outstanding Submissions:

• MOM!!!! HE'S TOUCHING ME AGAIN!!!!
  
• mmmmmm, I will love it and pet it and hug it and squeeze it...
  
• Hey buddy, wanna buy a watch?
  
• Must...resist...cannibalism!
• Louie was hardly ever amused by Bert's antics
  
• Hey Louie, did you hear the one about...
  
• Is that a shit eating grin on your face again?
  
• "okay all ya gotta remember is this louie...when there's a bigger dog you gotta give 'em these eyes! they work every time!!!
  
• "i can hear the ocean"
• NO I'm not a talking pillow...yes you are crazy!
• Well, gee Louie, I can't see any ear mites..., maybe I should get my eyes checked.....
• Did ya hear the one about a priest, a rabbi & 2 schnauzers...
• Say nothing, just act casual...
  
• Hey...don't worry, I know where they hide the toys..
  
• Burt the ventriloquist wows audiences nationwide with Louie, his puppet.
  
• "I see dead people!" "Yea, well I see one annoying Boston!"
  
• which one is the EVIL one? can you tell?
• How bout some sugar?
• Just follow my lead little brother. I have them wrapped around my finger.
  
• Guy on the left, "I just farted." Guy on yhe right, "I know!"
• Honey, I swear...I only had two beers with the guys...
  
• See I am cuter than him, so send him back!
  
• "I told him not to eat those pumpkin seeds! I can hear it growing in his stomach!"
  
• Look Ma, it's a mini me!!!
  
• Make your face look like this so we get extra treats.
  
• I know you like me... you're just trying to ignore me!!
  
• Burt: So Louie what are we going to do tonight?
  Louie: Same thing we do every night Burt. Try to take over the World!
  
• Have I told you lately that I love you???
  
• But I'm still cuter, right Mom? See?
  
• seems more like burt and ernie...
  
• "Lean on me, when-I wasn't serious!"
  
• hey buddy, did you put on deoderent this morning?
• Hey Louie "Wanna go pick up some hot chicks?"
  
• So, the parents aren't home whataya say we tear up the place.
  
• Weee be togetherrr foreverrr hehe!!
  
• Ewww, tell me the secret...PLEASE!
  
• OH PULEEZE, I don't even like to look at you let alone DATE you!
  
• Oh my-here comes the camera AGAIN!!!
  
• Here's lookin at you kid
  
• come on spike, c'mon c'mon!
  
• so,do i look like mr.right,baby?
  
• Oh C'mon....To know me is to LOVE me!!!
  
• Aw Louie, don't hate me because I'm beautiful!
  
• Hey, the humans are gone. Let's call the girls!
  
• I LOOOOVVVE You!
  
• Aw, c'mon, let's make up!
  
• Who Goosed Me!?
  
• Smile, you're on candid camera!
  
• Psst...Have you ever thought of a little cosmetic surgery. You know...a little lift here, a little Botox there. No one can ever tell!
  
• Oh no Bert! I am not failing for that! Mom doesn't want *any* of the furniture chewed, peed, or pooped on!
  
• Pick me, Pick me I'm cuter than the puppy, and I go out side to potty.
  
• I see you!!!!!!
  
• Hey Cute Thing ! Wanna Make out ?
  
• Come here often??
  
• I spy with my little eye something beginning with L...that's you, LOuie.
  
• So do you like me? Huh? Huh? Do ya?
  
• scoot over, there's not enough room for me!
• When they say super glue, they ain't kidding!
  
• Take me drunk im home
  
• Conjoined twins Burt and Louie dreamed of a future as theatre masks.
  
• Oh no, I super glued my ear to his shoulder.
  
• He's alive, i can hear his heart beat
  
• "You and me little buddy, were gonna have us some good ol times!"
  
• "Come on Louie...let's PLAY...wake up little guy!"
  
• "Hey little guy, I'll teach you some really cool tricks!"
  
• I don't know him. He's a crazy person."
  
• "come on, em, you know we can get that bacon if we try. cooooooome on! you know you want the bacon!"
  
• Geez, what have you been drinking Budddy?
  
• Hey Toots...How about you and I get together after the folks go to bed?
  
• You're a real looker! Wanna come up to my place and see my etchings?
  
• I see dead people...Do you see them!
  
• You touch my body on my side of the bed one more time and I'll bite your face off!
  
• What are you doing!!??!!
  I'm being attacked by a boston terrier beast.
  
• You want the "GOOD TOYS" here's what you do.
  
• Oh don't be such a grump - that was a great joke!
  
• What do you mean, we're both the pretty one!
  
• "I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you" Burt tests Louie's patience
  
• So, what's it like on the outside???
  
• I am so old I couldn't hear you.. oh you said Kibbles and Bits for dinner!!
  
• Do you love me? Sure{If it will get you off me.)
  
• No really, I think they're going to give us a treat.
• Wake up. Its time to rock!
  
• Skip the Marty Feldman routine, it won't work on me!
  
• Looks like someone is annoyed:)
  
• c'mon, c'mon I know you like me!
  
• sleepy and dopey, in a rare moment away from the 7 bostons
  
• Burt says, "Hey, good lookin'! Whatcha got cookin'?"
  
• I only have eyes for you!
  
• left: howzabout it baby?
  right: uh, sorry buddy, gotta go...
  
• HEY, YOU GOT ANYTHING TO EAT?
  
• Burt: Smokin!
  Louie: Oh no. Not the Mask again ....
  
• Burt: Did I tell you the one about . . . Louie: (Thinking) Yikes! Not againn. I just heard it yesterday!!
  
• One should always color coordinate ones bedding. This pillow, for example, matches my...fur coat. Hey, pillow! Don't move!!
  
• tell me, tell me, tell me, I'm all ears
  
• Get away from me! Oh you know you love me!!!!
• I CAN HEAR WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!!!
  
• I'll get you my pretty...
• Do be do be do....
  
• "Come on how about a little kiss?"
  
• "I'll be the pick of the litter with my Marty Feldman impersonation!"
  
• louie could you move over i am tring to sleep
  
• Burt says, "Oh, I weally, weally wuv you, Louie!" Louie replies, "Oh Gawd, here we go again with that schtick!"
  
• Hey hey, how about we go out for a walk sometime!?!
  
• Does anyone know what happened to the rest of the superglue?
  
• Hey hotstuff!!!
  
• youll never be as cute as me
  
• "Hey, hey...Louie! They just got a new rug! Do you know what I'M thinkin'?"
  "Oh... Oh, goodness, no, Burt. Here we go again..."
  
• I'm on steroids.
  
• Have I got gossip for you! Julie told Sammie that Pancho went to Frankie's and saw Janie eating Pedro's cookies!
  
• Burt: "Hey Louie, did you hear about the Boston that entered the Indy 500?"
  Louie: “Huh?”
  Burt: "Yeah, he thought it was the BT 500 he had entered...he won!”
  
  

Great captions everyone!
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