Winning Caption: Count em' . . . they're all there.

Outstanding Submissions:

• I'll show you my operation!
• Inhibitions are for Squares! You dig?
• "I hope my collar line doesn't show too much!"
• North American Belly Up Dog
• Ah, to sleep, perchance to dream.
• Told you I'm a girl! Didn't I?!
  
• Jenny baring it all...Playdog Centerfold of the Month
• Jenny's intrests are long walks in the park...candlelight dinners and belly rubs in the grass
• See what happens when you say NO to a Boston. They can't take the shock!
  
• The aftermath of ..."1 bourbon, 1 shot, 1 beer"...
• My name is Jenny and I'm a belly-pat-aholic!
  
• Let me show you what yoga is all about.
• Bostons sunbathe in the nude!!!
• Jenny, defining "birthday suit"
  
• I hope I dont get any tan lines. How embarassing.
  
• ok... who's banana peel was that?!!??
  
• Jenny wins the oscar for best murder victim in a daily drama.
• Yoga shmoga---THIS is downward dog!
  
• I am dog tired!(Maybe Margaret and Thomas will carry me up all those stairs when we get home?)
  
• I think I can see the big dipper from this angle!
  
• My tans are all natural!
• Hello Sailor!
  
• I can't understand it. I lay out for hours and my belly's still white!
• Name: Jenny
  Age: 9 years old
  Turn Ons: Belly pats, ear scratches, cheese
  Turn offs: unneutered Dogs
  Hopes for the future: World Pees
  
• ~jenny pauses to recharge her solar-powered batteries~
  
• Let the bellyrubs begin!!
  
• I DO know how to relax!
• *Warning* Just say no to grass
• Jenny really took to the new Chicken flavored Sun Tan Lotion!
• Mom, I love the new carpet!!
  
• After a session of intense play time, the beastie is finally able to sleep where it dropped.
  
• Oh look, the dog fell over.
  
• Ahhh, nothing like warm sunshine on the ol' belly.
  
• Keep that body wax kit away from me!!!!
• pass the suntan lotion please !
  
• "I'm never going to show my kids this picture. How embarrassing!"
  
• "Ok I'll show you one more time. I'm not hiding any goodies."
  
• MOM....i've fallen and I can't get up!
  
• Don't be fooled by the spot that I got, I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
  
• ahh it's a dogs life
  
• Oh I dig the sunshine!!
  
• Dead cow in the grass, do not disturb.
  
• What yo' lookin' at?!? Never seen a dog belly as sexy as mine? Well it's about time.
  
• They're bringing home a CAT???
  
• heeeelo?!?!? where is my professinal tummy rubber?
  
• can you pass me the sunblock, i feel like I am burning a little...
  
• "Oh yea, right there, a little to the left oh yea now to the right
  
• loveydovey
  
• No matter how long I lay here, I still can't tan evenly. I still get those white streaks.
  
• You don't know what you're missing until you've had a whiff of Boston Perfume.
  
• Why did they tell me to lick a frog. oooooh a birdie
  
• Let me know when it's time to turn. I want to tan even.
• Don't take my picture, I haven't put my face on yet!
  
• The suns bleaches me
  
• I'm ready for love...
  
• Life is tough...
  
• Where are my sun glasses??
  
• Do I look good in my double breast suit?
  
• No tan lines here!!
  
• "Hand me the sun screen"
  
• Patch of mowed lawn: $10, Obedience classes to learn "rollover": $20, the perfect summer tan: PRICELESS!
  
• What Mom? I'm just tanning Gosh !@#$ I have a burn.
  
• uuuuuuuggggghhhhhhh..... toooooo maaaannnnny dooooogggg treeeaaatttss!!! Caaannn'tt moooove!
  
• I want a coppertone tan
• I've just got to get rid of these tan lines....
  
• I wish my human would learn another trick besides "Bang Bang, your dead"!!!
  For example "Jenny want a treast?"!!!!!
  
• Do with me what you will
  
• Dreams of love
  
• Gotta soak up those rays!!!
  
• For some reason my tanning just isn't working.
• NO TAN LINES THIS WAY!
  
• BANG!!!
  
• I hope the neighobors dont look over the fence while i sun bathe in the nude!
  
• Is my tan even yet?
  
• in 30 minutes, i will have to flip, so i don't get streaks.
  
• Turn on's: Bulldog's, bones, frisbee's
  Turn off's: Ticks, fleas, dry dog food.
  
• "Let the Sunshine...Let the Sunshine in..."
  
• This'll teach them to give me a bath!
  
• bewwwy rub!
  
• Why do my parents hate it when I roll in these yummy smells?
  
• Playing Dead Always Gets Me A Treat!
  
• Jenny started out her afternoon intending to do some serious boston yoga. But then she fell asleep.
• If I am very, very still...maybe they won't see me and make me come inside.
  
• AHHH, spring is here at last, time to enjoy the sun!
  
• Bet my cousin, Cooper can't do this, he's a Lab!
  
• Ok, if I do this will they carry me????
  
• Will someone PLEASE rub my tummy, please??????
  
• I sure hope I used enough sunscreen.
  
• Just snoozin' in the sun!!!!!
  
• If I'm going to be a Hawaiian Tropics model, I'm going to have to work on my tan.
  
• If I dn my imitation of a squashed frog, maybe they won't make me come inside!
  
• Jenny on vacation at the nude beaches in Boston.
  
• Ahhh.. the Dog Days of Summer....
  
• Jenny is out for a sun-baked belly, hope someone sets the timer so she knows when she is done.
  
• "This just in: notorious Mob Boss, Buddy the Terror of Boston, was found today after a suspected hit by rival Boss, Timmy The Boston Terror. The feud reportedly erupted over a trademark dispute for the rights to "Boston" and "Terror" More at 11.
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Great captions everyone!
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