Winning Caption:
Is this the much more fierce sister of El Chupacabra? More, on news at 10:00!

Outstanding Submissions:

• Well I'm not the world's most physical guy, but when she squeezed me tight
  she nearly broke my spine!!!!
• When Lola smiles, she gets almost anything! (What Lola wants, Lola gets!)
• "Lemmehhh tellyaaa sumthiiin" Said FIRE MARSHALL BILL....
• The Dentist said the Novacane would wear off in an hour, but I don't think it did.
• WHY WHY WHY no one told me about lemons???
• Say "Elephant"
  
• I love the front seat of roller coasters!
  
• D*mn it! I always HATE when the vet forgets to warm up the thermometer!
  
• Do i have a piece of kong in my teeth?
  
• 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed recommend Dentabones for their patients who chew bones. Lola, the 5th dentist, just sneared.
  
• Super Grip Polident works great! I can eat kibble again!
  
• Say Cheese!
  
• There's no place like home...
  
• ZZzzzzzz....Here, Kitty, Kitty! I promise, I won't bite...GRRR...ZZZzzzzzz...
  
• I'm one Wild & Crazy Boston!" (Think Steve Martin)
  
• Cheeeesssssssssseeeee!
• I finally did it!! I finally created the best growl face!!! Now, how do I see who i'm growling at??
  
• Another tequilla barkeep... its going to be a long night!
• Lola's dreams of being a showgirl at the copacabana were shot when they saw her smile.
• Phthese phfake phhalloween phteeth are phsure phhard to phtalk phwith!
  
• whee! that is the best rollercoaster ride ever!
  
• I can't stand when she trims my nails!!!
• Count 'em. I STILL have all my baby teeth, see!
  
• MOMMY!!! Tell the vet to warm up his hands before he examines me!
  
• Don't stop the belly rub or somebody gets hurt!
  
• "You think I'm funny, funny like a clown?..." Joe Pesci in GoodFellas
  
• Perhaps a little Metamucil in my diet?
  
• Oh, that's a spicy meat ball!
  
• Behold! The power of cheese!
• "Maybe she was born with it." "Maybe it's Maybeline!"
  
• Yup, I passed gas again!!! and you can blame Daddy (i won't tell!)
  
• oooooooooooooooooo I can't bear to look!
  
• And now for my Teddy Roosevelt impression!
  
• I just HATE shots!
  
• Lola's smile after Crest Whitening Stips was blinding to everyone, including herself!
  
• I stole ma's dentures!
  
• Redrum redrum redrum....
  
• AARRGGHH...Ice Cream Headache...
  
• "GIVE ME SOME GUM HONEY!"
  
• This is my impersonation of Ethel Merman.
• Martha Rae, eat your heart out!!!
  
• Hey buddy, do you have to use the flash?
  
• MUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  
• See heautiful my smile is now that I have my braces off?
  
• ok, ok let's see if you can guess who I am NOW?
  
• Oooooooew, that seat is cold!
  
• And, THIS is my happy face...
  
• Smile! You're on Candid BT Camera!!
  
• the rarest of vampire bats, in her natural habitat.
  
• "I say Grandma, where'd you get such big teeth??"
  
• see ma! i CAN look just like a Chihuahua!
  
• Mad dog! Mad dog!
  
• Hee hee hee...that's a good one! Did you hear the one about the Boston who walked into a dog park and...
  
• After one too many ice cubes, Lola's brain freeze finally sets in.
  
• OH NO, Mom always said my face would freeze like this!
  
• Extreme Makeover - Doggie Style!!
  
• The noctural Boston Bat must never be awakened from their slumber. They have teeth like a Ginzu knife and will use them!
  
• Prunes! I must have prunes!
  
• Look, Ma! NO CAVITIES!
  
• Oooooh, pass me the lime and salt, QUICK!
  
• Those Crest White Strips for dogs work GREAT! SEE!
  
• Crest whitening strips...results after 3 days!
  
• ssssSmokin'!
  
• Give me the epideral!
  
• Do I have anything stuck in my teeth?
  
• I vant to dlink your bloooood
  
• Do I look like a shark?
• No more lemons!!!!!
  
• OK Mom, I'll never beg for a lemon again!
  
• SMILE BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG,BIGGER,BIGGER,BIGGER,BIGGERBIGERR,THERE!!
  
• Aaaah...earth is a fabulous planet. I think I will stay a while.
  
• Aaah...there's nothing like soaking up some rays. Hey, can you pass me my sunglassess?
  
• Yes, I am quite a wild jungle beast. Grrrr!
  
• Show me the love!
  
• I changed my mind, I don't want this natural birthing process, I WANT DRUGS........and LOTS OF THEM!!
  
• Take the damn photo already!
  
• Im smiling that hard it hurts
  
• How d you like me now?
  
• brusha,brusha,brusha!
  
• See, Ma? I DID brush my teeth!
  
• Colgate keeps my teeth their whitest!
  
• This Laser Teeth Whitening better be worth it. It's tough being a cute looking Boston!
  
• Mommy I brushed my teeth see.
  
• Good oral hygience is ALWAYS important!!!
  
• Lola does her best impression of Satchmo, the world's best trumpeter & jazz musician. OH YEAH!
  
• My mouth is starting to hurt, give me the treat already!
  
• c'mon, give momma a kissshh!!!
• See? My teeth are clean!
  
• LoLoLoLoLoLa oh LoLoLoLola at her singing debut.
  
• DING! FRIES ARE DONE
  
• your going to sitck the thermometer whERE!!!
  
• PLEASE NO MORE PICTURES!
  
• If i say cheese do I get cheese
  
• These hemorrhoids are killin' me!
  
• The braces really did work, look at my gorgeous smile!!
  
• Do you think the vampire wants his set of teeth back??
  
• who stepped on my Paw!! Yikes!!
  
• Blah! I countess Draclola will suck your blood!
  
• Boy! The lemon in my water dish is sour!
  
• Oh! Not the dentist!
  
• Daddy says just suck it up. And grin and bear it.
  
• " I can't look!.... How bad is the hang nail ?"
  
• "I am so happy I could scream...."
  
• "Is all the spinach out of my teeth now ?"
  
• At least we know Lola always brushes before she goes to bed!
  
• Lola has "The Right Stuff"
  
• Granny Lola falls asleep with her dentures in once again.
  
• back off buddy im not in the mood
  
• Whaaaazzzz UP DOGZ!!
  
• Wow! I gotta get me some of those crest whitening strips, too!
  
• jaws
  
• "Jane, stop this crazy thing!!!!"
  
• Look mommy, I lost a tooth!
• There are smiles that make us happy, There are smiles that make us blue ... And the smiles that fill my life with sunshine, Are the smiles you give to me.
  From the song "Smiles" by J. Will Callahan & Lee S. Roberts, 1927
• I hate it when I fall asleep and they tuck my lips up in my teeth!!! Thanks Mom and Dad, laugh at me when I'm down, AND take a picture!
  
  

Great captions everyone!
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