Winning Caption: They don't call it petrified wood for no reason.

Outstanding Submissions:

• Rudy's oneupdogship got the better of him in the toothpick competition.
• Rudy, call your sponsor!
• Let's see the cat brag about her hairballs now!
• can you past the salt...
• Rudy confirms his suspicion that low cal, low fat food tastes like wood.
• I didnt have anything better to do today so i thought i would pull the trees out of the yard. They were in the way anyway.
• I am going to get the freeking squeeker out of this toy if it takes me allllll day.
• Maybe if I blow really hard, my squeaky toy will pop back outta that hole!
• How Bostons make toothpicks: Step 1, injest the splinters...
• Mom I found you a piece of driftwood for your garden!!!!
• Fetch This stick? you have got to be Kidding!
• I wish we had a Tractor Supply Out Here!
• By the end of the first day of dieting, Rudy was getting a little desperate.
• Rudy knew that he had hit rock bottom after he started picking fights with inanimate objects.
• I told you I wasn't feeling well
• Looks like Rudy bit off a little more than he can chew.
• These new toothpicks help clean my teeth just right!!
• Rudy is enjoying his new strict high "fiber" diet.
• Don't worry mom..."rrfffrr" I will show this scary wood creature who's boss.
• "Must be the puppy chow!"
• R.C.T.-Rudy's Chew Toy
• Rudy went through chew toys so fast that his parents finally decided to give him something that might actually make it through the afternoon. : )
• The ultimate Boston chew toy
• Big dog, big toothpick.
• I STILL can't find the chewy center! Bubby the Boston
• Playboy Rudy's aversion to putting down roots sometimes takes ridiculous extremes.
• Look, mum! I found the lochness monster at the beach! Die evil beast, fear the wrath of my smelly fishbutt power!
• I really need to go to the dentist and have this growth looked at!
• While it is hard not to admire his enthusiasm, somebody should tell Rudy that this isn't the best way to get fiber in his diet.
• Aarghnn...almost got it! Just a little more to the left and I think I can get this home.
• Finally a chew toy Rudy can't chew through in a day!!!
• I told this thing not to mess with me or i would turn bad. It didnt listen
• MUST...HAVE...MORE..FIBER!!!!
• Sure, I'll eat ginger root.
• Now this is what I call a "chew toy"!
• I wish that tree would stop dropping branches in my yard!
• My human didn't think I could bring back this "little" stick!
• Nothing is too large for Rudy to carry!
• Mmmm...tastes like bacon!
• How do you eat a log? One bite at a time...
• Ever eat a tree stump?? Many parts are edible.
• "Man, I gotta get out of the tree removal business."
• "I knew I would find that hidden immunity idol if I looked long enough!" says "Survivor" Rudy
• You want it where, lady?
• FOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!
• WHERE'S THE BEEF?
• You want me to swallow THIS pill? You got to be kidding!
• Darn... now I can't play fetch!
• Dang, this stick is just a little bit too big!!
• The Boston version of fetch the stick.
• are you serious, who wants a ball when you have this thing?
• How much wood could Rudy chuck? If Rudy could chuck wood?
• Rudy may indeed have always been an overachiever; breaking World records in triathlons and winning countless StrongDog competitions… but Rudy had finally met his Moby…
• Look Momma I found my best friend way down by the creek, and he didn^t want to come back,so I brought him home.
• What really happened to Treebark's kin.
• Rudy demonstrates how to make a totem pole withOUT using a chainsaw!
• And now here's Rudy, Boston Power Lifter - Class A.
• wow, this is the biggest rawhide i've ever seen! thanks ma !
• The real inspiration for the movie "Rudy".
• dont mess with the big dog
• I think I can, I think I can, I have!
• "peoples of the world....... mind your own beeswax,F.Y.I,I'm not mistaking this for a bone,okay?I need this for my campsite Mcfly".
• Rudy believes he has found the perfect piece of drift wood for the new coffee table he is building!!
• Here, my dear Little Otik. Let me trim your toe nails for you. Now, don't move....
• I'll eat anything that's not bolted down! ! !
• Watch, I'm still a young pup! They didn't call me Herculese back in the day for nothing!
• Just try me out buddy! YOUR REALLY tough to deal with! Get out of here! i'm warning you follow?
• raaaaaaaaaah! your making me crazy buddy! UNGUARD! SCRAM, FLEEor somthing!
• The results of bad dental hygiene.......
• THIS IS THE BIGGEST CHEW TOY I"VE EVER SEEN...AHHHHH
• I know i can swallow it all just a little bit more
• I got this for you mom!
• Historic Archeological Finding! Rudy discovers 2,000 year old petrified turtle and STILL wants to bring it home!
• You want to start somethin with me sucka!?!
• get r done
• Rudy tries to earn his campfire badge since his Mom says not to play with matches he is tried to start it with his teeth.
• Hey this dog treat tastes like tree bark!!!
• This chicken tastes a little funny.
• Just a little bit farther...and i should be able to get that piece of meat stuck in the back of my teeth!!!
• Little Rudy thinks Big!
• Wouldn't want to meet this beastie in a dark alley!
• Mmmmm! Taste like chicken! Tasty!
• Rudy auditions for the WWF Smackdown.
• This root doesn't taste like beer at ALL!!!
• Are you just gonna lay there like a bump on a log, or get up and do something?
• Can't you see I need a toothpick?!
• Fiber in my diet? This ought to do it....
• I got it! I got it! What is it?
• "Working hard for the money... so hard for it honey!"
• Can you believe this piece of wood was once part of a totem?
• FOR the third time! HOLD on owner! i'm trying to destroy this wood!
• raaaaaaaaaah! I'm going to get you out you salamander!
• Mid-consumption, Rudy realizes it will take 6 months to digest the moose he has just eaten....
• "Hey!, I thought you said this was a toothpick!"
• With horror, Rudy realizes that he has been gnawing on an upside-down petrified flying pig.....
• The growth from Rudy's molar just could not be ignored anymore....
• Rudy's driftwood eating habit was getting out of control. His middle was getting RATHER thick.....
• Rudy realized this was no ordinary furball ....
• You couldn't find a smaller stick for me to fetch?
• Anybody got a toothpick?
• Even splinters are bigger in Texas!
• Rudy's concerned that his kibble isn't giving him enough fiber in his diet.
• Test this one Bergamot!
• Rudy wondered how long he could survive on driftwood on the deserted island until someone found him
• With one branch lodged solidly in his stomach, Rudy wondered how he was going to swallow the rest of his driftwood treat.....
• "I don't know why they use chainsaws to do this stuff!"
• Elephant ginger is a sure-fire Boston digestive....
• wow wow big stick gonna get the big stick
• This one will keep the campfire going all night.
• "This will be good for the beach bonfire tonight! I'm looking forward to the hot dogs!"
• Is there something in my teeth??
• This is the LAST time I order a whole Lobster!
• It would be so much easier to widdle this wood if I had a knife.... OH YEAH... and thumbs.
• "Wood" you please step aside!
• Maybe I could be a lumberjack...
• Ginger root is well known as an ancient chinese remedy for relieving excess gas.
• Who's the boss now wood..huh
• I can't believe these people won't share their dental floss.
• Until doggy joysticks are invented, Rudy does her best to bone up on her PAC MAN skills. Way to pwn that ghost, Rudy!
• mmmmmmmmmmmm
• Rudy the woodsculptor can turn the most primitive pieces into works of art.
• Ok, I have it penned down, run for your lives!!
• Mama told me to never give up!
• Meet Agent "R", the newest addition to the Men In Black team. Specialty: hunting aliens who assume the shape of common everyday objects.
• This photo is from the medical archives for Boston dental hygene. Behold the first toothpick for dogs.
• Rudy signs up as the only contender in the log pile eating contest.
• Pass the ketchup. Termites don't have anything on me.
• The lost scene from the "Fern Gully" animated story-board.
• Earth day gone bad.
• Carpenter ants, my eye! I said that I wanted a tree fort by sundown!
• Jerry Mathers reprises his role as "The Beaver".
• you said fetch the stick!
• I like to play fetch but you throw a little stem and I bring back half a tree
• Rudy is now down to the last remains of a red wood oak tree.
• "When will that cheapskate buy an axe!"
• This piece of driftwood doesn't stand a chance against my ferrocious bite!
• ...AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH'S!!!
• Hey.. Where's the cream fillin'!?
• Look mommy, I found the biggest bone I've ever seen!!!
• Killer whale attack
• Man! I still have this little piece of popcorn stuck in my teeth!
• Hey Rudy! I hear the tooth fairy is very pretty.
• I'll show you who's boss
• reckon I can pick my teeth with this!!!!
• Never mess with the rude dog!!!!!
• Quit sittin' there like a log
• mmm! high fiber diet!
• Uhum Uhum! Well we have one thing in common... I bark, and he HAS bark. Which I eat!
• Rudy's famous termite imitation is the high point of every party.
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• Doc says I need more fiber!
• So much for the "taste just like chicken" theory.
• Don't judge my cravings
• "How in the world do you get this thing in your mouth!?"
• Jumbo rawhides were the only thing that gave Rudy's family any rest...
• give me all you've got buckroo!
• Rudy knows every good day starts with morning wood!
• Wake up, I'm bored. Argh no-one wants to play with me!
• This one is alot smaller than the last one I dragged to the water.. I know I can do this..
• Finally! A chew toy worthy of a Boston!
• see dad this is what happens when you dont buy me bones to chew on
• " I will tear you to pieces!!!! GRRRRR!!!"
• My bite is worse than your bark!
• This chew treat is a little tough, but it will do...better than nothing, and extra crunchy!
• Mmm, I love bully sticks, but I sure would hate to meet this guy in person...
• nice flavor, but a little over cooked for my liking.
• Look what I found a really big tooth pick!
• Mr. and Mrs. Beaver will soon have to tell Rudy that he is adopted...

Comments:

• I think that Rudy is cute but I don't think he can play fetch with that!!
• WOW,that is wild and crazy.
• Rudy is a doll! She is ready to take on anything!
• comment: So funny!
• that dog is soooooo funny.
• Rudy is a cutie! Great photo!
• what a great shot!! really capture's rudy's personality
• I think this is tottaly wild and crazy!!

Great captions everyone!
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