Winning Caption: What happens in the box, stays in the box!

• Ok guys, for real...don't forget to poke the holes in the box.
• WHAT?!! You said don't make a mess, I didn't spill one peanut!!
• If you won't give me extra treats, Bub, I'll just ship myself back to Whalom's!
• Well, if you won't take me to meet Stell-a, I'll just go see her myself!!!
• Jet has a special stink eye reserved for those nimrods who ignore the perfectly clear instructions and use a sharp object to open the parcel.
• Trying not to leave a mess indoors, Jet tries to make his own litter box.
• Bub gets married and I become chopped liver. I'm outta here!!!
• Whew, that was a long trip! Where's my ball???
• The mailman won't see me coming THIS time!!
• Honey, our order from BT Inc. just arrived but it's missing the instruction manual!
• When packing your BT totem it is essential to have a container at least as tall as the ears.
• Oh, you wanted one with legs? Well that will be extra!
• Fragile - Must be italian!
• I thought you said there were peanuts in here?!
• Mom look at me I'm like a cereal box prize!
• beam me up scotty! or priority mail whichever is cheapest.
• that's the last time i'm booking my flight on-line
• Jet was still not sure if he was coming or going...
• Jack (correction) 'Jet' in the Box!
• Special delivery from fartsalot.com
• I'll show you cheap air fare!
• Can't I go with you in the car?
• With his wonderful personality and charming good looks, Jet is a complete package!
• Little did Jet know Mom was serious when she said, "I'll send you to Timbuckto, mister!"
• MOM! are you going to send me to the dog treat factory! Or leave me here!
• Your not really gonna ship me to Siberia are you?
• Batteries not included
• Ship me away...
• over the river and through the woods to grandmas house i go, wonder what i did bad this time,
• Mom - look what just arrived from Boston!
• The trojan Boston has made his way into the house by means of UPS! Now he can quietly infiltrate the hearts of the homeowners!
• There has got to be a better way to get to grandma's!
• Your Mail Order Boston is here.
• When I said that I wanted Peanuts this is not what I meant.
• There it is,right there,a fly on your forehead!No,over just a little...
• When will i get there Daddy?
• HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Then wanted me to jump out of a cake, but the figured I would eat it first, so they decided to just mail me to ya!!! He I is!!!
• Mommy, will I be stamped "Fragile: Handle with Care" ?
• But, WHY can't you mail me to Lassie's house?
• Send me to Grandma's house, Please.
• I promise I'll never do that mistake again! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase, don't send me to Alaska!
• Careful packing is required when mailing Bostons.
• This was NOT the Boston they ordered..
• See...Good things do come in small packages!
• Jet mocks one of the worst movies ever, "Boxing Helena".
• How much did I sell for at the auction??
• This popcorn needs a little salt and butter.
• Hey guys, Next time do ya think I can have shot gun!!!!
• The Vet?! I thought you were sending me to Tibet!
• Will this turn yellow too?
• JET WANTED TO PROVE A POINT! GREAT THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES..
• SURE BEATS JUMPING OUT OF A CAKE, EXPAINS JET.
• Alternative travel!
• Are we there yet?
• I flew half way around the world to meet my new family expains Jet, I would like to recommend for future flyers I would highly recommend first class!!!!!
• Most Bostons get to travel first class, so why am being sent by UPS?
• This is guaranteed, overnight shipping right?
• SURPRISE!!! ARE YA KEEPING ME?? I'M PRETTY CUTE, HUH?
• where we goin now
• "E-Bay Seller of the Year" Jet mistakenly airmails self to surprised E-Bay Buyer.
• The Best Birthday Present Ever!!!
• Dad, I know you want to save on costs, but gas isn't THAT expensive. Can't we just drive to Grandma's house?
• I'm gonna be an exchange student WHERE??!!
• Go ahead, send me back!
• Special Delivery!
• send me to Vegas ! I'm feelin lucky !
• Surprise! Puppy in a box! The newest fad.
• It's true about global warming...I had to order snow.
• special delivery
• BUT WAIT! If you order in the next 15 minutes, we'll send TWO, that's TWO Boston Terriers for the price of one.
• Send me to Grandma's house!!
• Hopefully, when I get to my new home I won’t be jet legged.
• How much postage do I need for Hawaii?
• SURPRISE, I AM YOUR EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT!
• Hooray! My box of unconditional love has arrived!
• I told you priority mail...
• By this time, Jet knew that eBay was not for him.
• Peanuts? I thought someone said peanuts!
• Surprise Happy Whatever Day!!
• Signed, sealed and delivered.
• Ok, who left the Boston in the packing peanuts again?
• Here we have, our Beautifully gift wrapped Boston,Just for you.
• Batteries not included.
• "Wasn't I supposed to jump out of a cake ?"
• All, I would like one of Jet in the mail!
• tired of the hot weather, Jet mailed himself to the cooler climes.
• look we got a delivery!!!
• First class, baby.
• Do I really have to go to grandma's house this way?
• That's it!!....lemme outta here.....there are packaging peanuts in places they shouldn't be!
• Can someone get my swimies, please?
• "You said that these were peanuts!!"
• "You promise the airline will handle me with care"
• So you are traveling in FIRST CLASS and I am traveling how?
• The gift that keeps on giving...
• Yeah, this stuff will protect much better than shredded newspaper!
• i have a feeling i'm not in kansas anymore!
• BOSTON TERRIERS! GET 'EM NOW! JUST $19.95... free shipping.
• After hearing the word bye-bye, Jet packs himself in the box to be shipped to Grandma's house for some ultra spoiling.
• For the love of Pete!!! I thought you said First Class! Cardoard boxes and packing p-nuts are NOT my idea of first class! HMMMPPPHHHH!!!
• Anything fragile, flammable, or potenially hazardous?
• No more pig ears? I'm outta here buddy!
• Where are you sending me? Is it scary?
• I understand it's cheaper to ship me this way, but I thought you were shipping me with peanuts to eat, I can't eat these!
• I asked for a friend, and God sent me a Boston Terrier:)
• Jet manages to ship himself over to China, ala Bart Simpson.
• Jet: *burp* What imported cheeses? Nothing but foam snakes in here..
• Honey, did you use the credit card last week?
• You send me!
• "Sorry m'am, your address was on the box"
• Surprise, were you expecting a mail order bride.
• Suprise! Hi mom! I came home early from summer camp cuz I missed you!
• Popcorn! I LOVE popcorn! Wait...what is this stuff?
• Buy the kids a toy and all they want to play with is the box the toy came in.
• Honey! Your mom sent her dog again instead of your favorite cookies. Get the tape so we can ship Jet back.
• HA! HA! The sun may be shining outside but it snowed in my box!!
• Vacation is all I ever wanted...vacation got to get away.
• Mom are you really sure that my package came 'cause i dont see it.
• "You're shipping me WHERE"?
• Mommy said I was being shipped to Bone-Land. A Happy place for Bostons like me...
• After months of anticipation, the gardner's Boston statue finally arrives.
• Do you mind?
• I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore, Toto!
• I promise not to poop on the floor again.
• peek-a-boo, do you like your present?
• Thats not what I ordered!
• I've decided to ship you 1st class!
• "Are you sure this is the only way to get to grandma's house?"
• "I don't think there enough peanuts in here!"
• "How was the trip?"
• "But I don't wanna go to camp!"
• You're sure this is the fastest way to the refrigerator?
• Must be his box
• Return to sender. Address unknown
• Mom! The Boston came in the mail!
• special delivery!
• "Do you think they'll see me in here?"
• "Overnight delivery ....$25.00"
• Where you sending me this time mom? tear ;)
• These package peanuts aren't what I expected.
• "you're sending me WHERE?"
• Bye guys! I'm going on vacation, see ya in a week.
• Rush delivery available.
• Okay, Okay I promise i'll be good.
• This is no way to travel
• FIND IT ON E-BAY
• Jet decided quickly he rather liked his new packing peanut bed.
• off to Massachusetts
• "I'm leavin' on a JET plane! Don't know when I'll be packed again!"
• Jet "If I lay here real still I know I will be mailed to Paradise"
• Now you can own your very own boston terrier bust by designer woof, so call now we'll rush you your order.
• OK you found me now it's your turn to hide.
• Will Jet's ears withstand his trip to Grandmas...tune in next week to find out!
• This is the orthopedic bed right?
• Special Delivery!
• Jet decided he wanted to travel, so he did the next best thing to flying...he overnighted himself
• Jet's plan to mail himself to a tropical island was foiled when he didn't have enough postage on his box and was "returned to sender"
• Candy coated popcorn, peanuts and a PRIZE...That's what you get in CrackerJack!
• Ahh, it's about time my mail order BT arrived!
• What do you mean "But I thought I ordered a poodle?"
• What? I thought you said AIRMAIL not AIREDALE!!!
• hello
• Aaargh! This is the toys' revenge - the stuffing ate my legs!
• I wanted a yard full of snow to frolick in and what do they give me?...
• Can I go back to the pet store.. PLEASE!
• Ahem. This is NOT Pupcorn.
• My name is Jet I flew here on a jet and these styrofoam pellets are terrible to sleep on.
• get me out of here please
• BOX-$2.00, PACKING MATERIAL-$1.50, RECIEVING THE BEST PRESENT EVER- PRICELESS
• I'm a traveling dog.
• funny wunny ears
• Boston-in-the-Box
• After a rough night of overnight shipping, the mail-order boston is ready to use..........
• Is it time to go to grandma's yet?
• "I promise I'll behave, just don't send me away!"
• "Close the box...New York, here I come!"
• I was expecting some books, but look what I got!
• Send $19.99 and in just a few days your life size BT figurine will arrive. Please note that legs are shipped separately.
• "Who let the dog out..woof, woof"
• Peak-a-boo
• no taking pictures until I found my chew toy got it?
• Im bustin' out u the can.
• Surprise!!!!!!!!!!
• Are you sure my prize is in here? 'Cause I dont see it.
• I don't like this funky foam.
• If I don't move...they won't see me.
• You don't expect me to travel UPS do you???
• As they say, good things come in small packages.
• this is the smith's right?
• Please don't send me away. I promise to be good!
• flying or boat or bus??????
• "Won't Mom be surprised when I show up at her hotel!"
• Honey! Look what came in the mail!
• "I'm leavin' on a jet plane, don't know when I'll be back again"
• Fragile.... handle with care.
• "Please don't return me!"
• I made it home!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Jet has definately arrived.
• Jet had to take matters into his own hands when Mom said he couldn't go.
• SUPRISEEEEEEE! I'm back mommy! did you miss me?
• "Don't close the box, Live Boston Terrier Inside!"
• I would go anywhere just to be with you!
• "Special Delivery!"
• "Ummmm, could you, like, please punch a lot of holes in the box? I might need to breathe!"
• What were you expecting, a diamond?
• You better poke some airholes this time wiseass!
• Are you sure this is first class? Where's the stewardesses? Where's the food?? Where's my seat cushion that doubles as a flotation device???
• Guess what I just did...
• What's ebay and why am I in this box?
• What every BT owner wishes they could do with their little terrorist once in awhile!
• WELLLLLLLL... it LOOKED like snow!! But I am still hot!
• Off to aruba... "i will send a postcard when i get there"...
• All packed up and no place to go!
• Didn't know you could get this on Ebay.
• "Say! These packing peanuts are delicious!"
• Hey 'yall...a Jet in the Box!
• Put on the postage...I am going to see Emrys & Bergamot!
• "are u sendding me somewere?"
• I'm here,I arrived!...can i eat now?
• You are laughing at me.. how about you try sitting in a box to look cute
• It's hard to be as cute as I am
• This instant winter email website is great to cool your heels!!! now, if i could just figure out how to get my skis on in this little box!!!
• special delivery
• it feels like winter
• Jet had no idea chasing the mailman would end up like this.....
• Momma whats this white stuff in the box, i know its edible.
• Boy, someone's got a BIG suprise coming in the mail.
• They had finally had enough with the madness...Jet had to be shipped back!
• Special delivery? Just what I've always wanted!!
• He's more lifelike then the last one I ordered.
• So am I going UPS or Fedex?
• Not what you ordered? Uhh...there's a no return policy.
• Oh gosh. I knew we should have used Fed Ex.
• "What!, I thought you wanted a Boxer."
• and you thought you were getting a printer...
• Where are you sending me this time?
• Hey! I thought you said there was bacon in here!
• Hey, I thought you were going to ship me to Terrier Land, not the Living Room!
• ok, what did you do with the new slippers
• And here we have Jet, sitting in the "peanuts", waiting for Mom to ship him off to Grandma's for school holidays...
• Pop goes the boston cus the boston goes pop.
• Surprise a Jet and fake snow it's like Christmas all year round!
• "mom. Did you know these are made of cornstarch now???"
• There's no place like home, there's no place like home!
• "Can I bring my chew toy with me?"
• "Now don't forget, I'm supposed to be shipped overnight!"
• when I said I'd work for peanuts, I never thought you would think I meant "Packing" peanuts.

• wow. that one sure brought a smile to my face today :) What a picture!
• Jet Rocks
• This is TOO cute!
• love your dog
• thats a nice photo
• wow
• These guys are the cutest!
• What a precious face!
• that is soooooooo funny
• awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
• how cute
• Too cute!!

Great captions everyone!
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