Winning Caption: Look! My paw IS as big as my head!

Outstanding Submissions:

• "Mommy does my paw smell like "FRITOS"?
• See! It wasn't me that stepped in it!
  
• I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth...for a cookie.
• Boston pilates are a lot harder than they look.
• May the force be with you
  
• Hey Taxi!
  
• I said...NO PHOTOS!!!!
• Now put your paw up to the screen and saw it with me...daemons be GONE!
  
• Stop, No poodles allowed!
  
• Talk to the hand, I am NOT going potty outside!
  
• Quiet, trombones. I can't hear the oboes...
  
• Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you dog?
• Your sign says you can read palms, what about paws?
  
• Don't look! I can't pee while you watch!
  
• Now that we have your paw prints, Mugsy, you and your "family" are through. Through, I tells ya.
  
• Mommy I've got a splinter.
  
• See...I did wash in between my toes.
• ooh, ooh, ooh, I know I know! Call on me pleeeease! ooh! ooh!
  
• Move along, nothing to see here.
• "it is the East, and Bergamot the sun!"
  
• A new Harvard study of Boston Terriers proves that they are, in fact, developing opposable thumbs.
  
• Hey! I'm stuck in the monitor! How do I get outta here???
  
• HEY, STEP OFF!
• "Did I step in my own Poo?"
  
• Don't even think about a rectal exam.
  
• You put your right paw in. You put your right paw out. You put your right paw in and you shake it all about!
  
• I solemnly swear to not chew any more shoes.
  
• "No need to go any further, if it's not about me I don't need to hear it."
  
• Ta, dahling!
  
• NONE SHALL PASS!
• <With his best SPOCK face> "LIVE LONG & PROSPER" ...
  
• Hold the pickles.
  
• "These aren't the toys your looking for!" Using his Jedi mind powers.
  
• " Is there a spider inbetween my toes?"
  
• Die, camera!
• This little Boston went to market, this little Boston stayed home...
  
• Stop 'talking' and feed me!
  
• Hold it right there mister, one bath a week is plenty
  
• High 5 dude!
  
• Mom, somebody: call for a pedicure!
  
• Read the first line on the chart? I can't even SEE THE CHART!!!!!!!
• I promise I didn't track in any mud Mom...see...all clean
• Mugsy accessed the Underground Boston Bash with the print of her paw!
  
• Sorry, but the photo session begins *after* the awards ceremony.
  
• "Help! I'm traped in littlebeasts.com and in your computer!"
  
• no pictures please!!!!
  
• Taking a cue from from close friend, Paris Hilton, Mugsy requested privacy after the scandalous photos of Mugys and George Brown surfaced on the internet
  
• Now that we have your paw print, Mugsy, you'll have to run your crime ring from the slammer.
  
• Stop me if you've heard this one...
• Not another word out of YOU!
  
• "Stop, I don't want to hear why you ran out of treats!"
  
• Give me 4 man!
  
• BT PHONE HOME!
• Oh Waiter! Four more Boston Creme Pies over here, please!
  
• hi five!
  
• "Pied Beauty," G.M. Hopkins
  
• Talk to the paw
  
• Uncle! Say it .... uncle, uncle, UNCLE! SAY IT NOW!
• Stop in the name of the law
  
• No photos, please! Just let me have some privacy.
  
• Reach out, Reach out and touch someone...
  
• Live long and prosper.
  
• If I'm so smart, why don't I have hands?
  
• PLEASE! KEEP THOSE PAPPAROTZI AWAY.
• Mugsy, star of Little Beasts, has been arrested under assault charges after pawing paparazzi that allegidly provoked the incident with incesent picture taking.
  
• Halt! Attention!
• Whats this? no ...it can't be....
• hey - i just got up!
• Mugsy is showing her support for the Republican party by flashing "W"!
• he cost of fame...papparazzi around every corner.
  
• Sir, step away from the collar or I'll have to hurt you.
  
• I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
  
• Stop in the name of the PAW!
  
• Mugsy rehearsing for American IDOL,"STOP in the name of LOOOOVE"
  
• Please...no more pictures. Get in touch with my agent.
  
• When I say "NO" it means NO.
  
• Hay, how ya'll doin?
  
• Yeah, yeah, I know I bear and uncanny resemblance to Justin Timberlake... but if you don't get that camera out of my face, I'm going to have to call Cameron Diaz over to MAKE you move it!
  
• "We come in peace."
  
• Darling!!! Please don't take my photo until I put on my make-up!
  
• Whadaya mean, how many do I see?
  
• Movie star is not having pictures today you $@%$@#$!!!
  
• Talk to the hand, cause the face aint' home, leave a measege on the phone, BEEEEP!!!
  
• Slam me five, dude!
  
• On my honor, I do solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.... now do I get a treat?
  
• "Mugsy, how do you feel about the jury's decision? Is it true you'll be writing a tell-all book from prison!?"
  
• Mugsy's rendition of "Stop In The Name Of Love" ,left the American Idol panel speechless.
  
• KISS MY FOOT
  
• Hello! DO YOU NEED OUT? HELLO! HELLO!!! YOU THERE?
  
• Stop! where is the dog biscuit??
  
• Don't even go there !!
  
• Back fellas (darned puparazzis!)
  
• Mugsy being sworn in as president of the "Boston Terrorist Association.
  
• ouch!well thats what you get for stepping on my tail
  
• get that camera outa my face. I hate the paparazzi!
• wait I'm not ready yet!!!!
• No flash photography, please.
  
• "11,069,764 divided by 2,767,441 is?....Good dog!!!"
  
• I, Mugsy Boston Bush, swear to uphold the constitution, and lots of treats at all hours, even at 3 in the morning.
  
• Oh! OH! Pick ME! PICK MEEEEE!
  
• Your honor, I show you Exhibit #1...Mugsy is clearly showing that he didn't want his picture taken, and yet the paparazzi STILL took it. He had every right to lick them to death!
• C'mon, no pictures please, do you think a face this beautiful comes for free?
  
• I'm THIS MANY years old!
  
• Whadaya mean cover BOTH EYES to play Hide and Seek?
  
• The long arm, er...paw of the law.
  
• Halt, who goes there?
  
• SCORE!
  
• I bless you all oh little beasts...go in peace and fart no more...
  
• In a scene from Star Trek episode (#49), Mugsy the Vulcan Boston tells Capt. Kirk to "live long and prosper." Mugsy then squeeks his squeeky ball twice, twice again, 9 more times, and then 3 times. The sequences proves to be the exact year in which Kirk would later die (2293).
  
• MAAAAAAAAA!!!! It hurts!! Pull it out!! I'm never touching a bumblebee again!!!!!!!
• NO COMMENT, NO COMMENT, AND NO PICTURES!
  
• Mugsy denies all charges and refused comment until after the jury's verdict.
  

Most Popular:

• Stop, in the name of love!
• Stop in the name of love, before you break my heart...
• talk to the paw
  
• Talk to the Paw because the dog ain't listenin
• Talk to the paw, cuz the bat ears aren't listening.
• Talk to the paw bitches...
  
• Give me five!
  
• Enough, already! No more photographs! Stupid paparazzi!
• Damn paw-parazzi!
• No autographs please
  
  
  
  

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