Winning Caption: Wait Grayson! Don't! That's not a treat! The cat threw up a hairball!

Outstanding Submissions:

• MMMmmmmm...Weimmmawemmerrr!
• This is better than eating the mailman
• Just bite down on that rawhide and i will begin the first ever doggie facelift!
• And we could take "this" much off and you would look 10 years younger!
• Clover practices for her job as a dental hygenist
• Every Boston needs a chew toy!
• You eat the bone, I'll eat your lip!
• Hey, Clover! No kissin' with TEETH!
• 'you'll know i mean business next time i ask you to share!!
• Give me back my Chewie or you'll be sorry............
• This is the best chew toy ever!
• Drop the bone or the face comes off!!
• The unsuspecting Grayson was ready for a cuddle, but Clover pounced in for the chewy snatch.
• Don't eat the chewy.... it's spoilt!
• Yum!! You taste like chocolate!!
• love is never having to say your sorry, and you can't help who you fall in love with, end of statement Mom.
• All you need is a little tuck here.
• "Ok, Grayson, just bite down on that apple pie while I make you look 10 years younger!"
• YOU BIT ME SO HARD....I LOST MY LUNCH!
• ahhh, what? no i'm not tired.
• Liten here Laddie...Cough up the golden jewel or I shall go in after it!!"
• I SAID give me that bone!!!!
• Give it back! That's MINE!!
• You said you wanted a face-lift. Baggy jowls.
• "I told you this would happen if you stole another bone, Grayson!"
• That was my chicken!
• Who's your daddy????
• "Ok Grayson, you can eat the chicken wing and I'll eat you. Sounds like a good deal, I get the bigger one (Evil Laugh)"
• Grayson is my favorite chew toy!!
• "Wow I just love this new pull toy Mom & Dad bought me for Christmas!!"
• If you pull right here, his mouth opens. Now watch what happens when I steal the rawhide....
• Dont eat it!!!! its not worth the calories!
• Gimme that treat or I'll give you the Boston disease!
• When Grayson stole Clover's meaty treat, Clover was left starving...which drove her to cannibalism. The police are already on the case, and are currently questioning Clover on why she would attempt to eat her friend. But Clover was too busy eyeing the police dogs.
• Grayson, I'll Kentucky fry your a**!
• AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THE BEASTS GOT ME!!!
• "Let me show you, all you need is a little facelift to make you feel younger!"
• clover wind the first round! DING DING! round two!
• oouch! Your next clover!!
• Anyone need a facelift.....?
• You bite, I bite, just like thaaat...
• "Your face tastes like chicken!!!"
• I will save you beloved bone from the giant beast!!
• Hey! Look at the size of me and look at the size of you! Pass it over you selfish beast!
• I do NOT need a facelift! Let go!
• Aaahhhh...get it off me!!!
• "CLOVER! Stop! My jowl is NOT the chew toy!!"
• just a little nip and tuck here and there
• That was the funniest Superbowl commercial ever!!
• If you won't let me have it, I'll just eat you instead!
• If i Bite him do u think he will bite me
• See, he really is old. Look at all this flabby skin under his chin!
• Hmmm maybe if I tug a little here your lips will look more like mine!
• I've heard of pulling my leg, but this is ridiculous!
• Boston botox
• You knew the consequences before you took the bone...now you must pay!
• GRAYSON: Get this thing off me!!!!!
• grayson: SON OF A..BOSTON!!!!
• grayson: These sucker fish are a real problem.
• Clover says "gimmee or I show you my bulldog grip" Grayson says "Let go or I'll squeeze you till you pop!"
• Here, let me help you get rid of those nasty wrinkles!
• "Mine,mine! Its all mine!Ha,ha!
• Clover is delivering some serious lip service to Grayson!
• Clover: "No! You can't have it! It's *grunt* mine!" Grayson: "Augghh! My jowl!
• Hey, tastes like chicken!!
• Mine! Mine! Mine! Gimme the squeaky, Grayson!
• Mike Tyson does it again!!!
• Yum, Jowels! Where's da Grits? Breaky fast vittles!
• Fine! I'll just eat this!
• Finally! A Boston-proof chew toy!
• Beep! Squawk! Honk! Yip! Sneak! Chomp! Yow! Bark! Woof! Boing! Wooooo! Hey! "Roo roooo!" Shhneeze! Roweeer! Yank! Oooooooooooo! Poof! Snort! Boof! Ouchy, Oooooooo! Grrrrr! Snort! Baffy barf,Rooooooo!
• I love this new BIG chew toy Momma got me!
• NEWS FLASH!! Dr. Clover B. Terrier gives facelift to Grayson Weim!
• Hey give my toy back,you!
• I like wimeraner skin,you like dog bones!!
• mom clover is picking on me again
• Two types of treats!!
• mmmm... it tastes like chicken
• mmm... you taste good!
• I'll take a side of coleslaw,potato salad ,some Grayson cheek, with my chicken please.
• Free face lift courtesy of a Boston Terrier.
• No one messes with Clover's bone. No one.
• No Grayson! She poisoned it!
• Ouch! My face isn't made out of plastic.
• (Clover)-so hew do you think the alpha dog is now big guy ha ha ha?
• This picture shows how Biston Terriers just dont get how small they are!
• That wrinkle cream doesn't work....
• Grayson: okay okay I'll give it you just stop pulling my whiskers Clover: HAHA that's what I thought! Bostons Rule
• clover uses Grayson as the official boston chew toy. Boston proof still yet to be determined!!
• I'm giving up just for you....,my little beast.
• Mom told you to share!!!
• Don't you know the Boston Rules, I saw it first so it's mine!
• Oh yeaaaaa, you take the tasty treat...I'll find myself something else to snack on!!!
• Grayson: ...one day I'm going to catch that slippery little snorting pig and make him squeal...if only he weren't so darn fast!
• I KNOW YOU LOVE ME TO PIECES, BUT PLEASE GO EASY ON THE LIPS!!!
• THESE SOFT SQUEEKY TOYS ARE DELICIOUS!
• You Stole my Treat! Now i'm taking a bite outta crime!
• MOMMMMMY! Grayson is doing it again,Make him stop!
• If I can't have the chew I'll take the next best thing!
• this world aint big enough for the two of us
• Now this is what I call a chew toy!
• Nooooo!! I'm telling you - Do NOT eat the magic pill!! It will make you shrink too!!
• MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.............. Weimereiner.
• Oh yeh,you want a piece of me?
• Okay.Oaky,I give up.You win!
• C'mon Grayson--do your "elastic face" again!
• This is a very painful way to pop a zit!
• LOVE HURTS!!!!
• If i can kick out of this hold, i'm going for the scissor hold!!!
• i just got out of jail for killing a st. bernard and i am back
• "I said, drop the pig ear and no one will get hurt"
• Clover: Hello, I am Taj-Clover from Indobostonesia. I am a world famous plastic surgeon. What be the problem? Grayson: well doc, i think my skin needs to look a little more..looser. It looks like im wearing pantyhose it's so tight. By the way, my name is grayson, gracie for short, and im from new jersey. Can you do it doc? because if you cant, i wasted money flying to indobostonesia! Clover: oh, yes *bows traditionally* but it may be a bit uncomfortable. fill out this medical waiver please. Gray: for me? is this goin t' hurt a lot doc? Clover: oh no no no. the waiver is for me. my patients cant seem to control themselves. gray: howz this work clove? clover: dr. taj clover to you!! well youll be awake so your skin will be natural. then ill start stretchcing your skin out. it may be a little uncomfortable, it will only take half an hour. gray: i guess i can do it like they say in jersey, beauty from pain! clover: here we go. gray: aiiieee! what are u doin, doc!?! clover: dis is de surgewy...onwy a few..moe tugsslslss.. gray: it hurts! it hurts! i said IT HURTS NOW GET UR MITS OFF ME OR ILL CHEW U IN HALF! THEN ULL NEED THE PLASTIC SURGEON! *WHACKS clover* clover: all done! now, looks like i will have to call my lawyer. u hit me, and that can be assault! gray: u indobostonesians! sue over a little tug on the shirt! clover*on cell phone*: yes smith and smith. i will see u at 5. thank u. babbashalanka(good bye) *fiddles with calculator* looks like u will be paying an extra hundred dollar, for the whacking. see u in court, gracie.
• Drop it nice and slow !!!
• Do I have something in my teeth?
• Let it go or the whole face comes off!
• If I pull your cheeks up like so you vill look much younger!
• NO!! That bite is MINE!!!
• I TOLD YOU NOT TO STEAL MY CHICKEN WING!
• Give us another raw hide and no one gets hurt!
• Grayson,"Ouch man, that hurts, jeez, I'm sorry That I touched your toy."
• Almost got it. Challenges are rising. Skin is being streched.
• mmm, tastes like beef jerky.
• I know I asked for bigger chew toys, but this is ridiculous.
• That'll teach ya!!
• "Grayson, you've got some serious plaque buildup here"
• "Hey, Clover, do I have grass stuck in my teeth?"
• Consumed by unbridled desire in Grayson's embrace, Clover savagely bites his lip in her hunger for his flesh
• And still the champion, "Clover The Boston", with a win over "Grayson the Weinie."
• Clover realized that although they were close friends, Greyson would never fully understand that chew toys were not community property.
• Fine i'll chew you then!!!!
• "If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."
• That is not a chew toy!!!! You don't even know where it's been!!!
• Cheeky baby! Yeah!!!!
• Finally! An indesctructible, interactive chew toy!!!!! Nice job Clover! Sorry, Grayson!
• Pardon me, but do you have any Grayson Poupon?
• He's not getting away from me! I got 'em!
• Thats my chicken nugget!
• Dont you dare eat that peice of chicken I payed good monney for that dang nabit!!! dont make me eat you because I will!!!
• Clover studies for her dental hygenist exam
• Hey!! I want to bite You!! U taste like chicken...REALLY!
• Size doesn't matter, it's the bite that counts.
• i'm not letting go till you let go!!!
• That tiz minnnne!!! Give it back, you know you don't like that anyways!!!.
• I'm not going to tell you again drop it.... now !!!!!
• I told you to stay away from my girlfriend, didn't I?
• It doesn't matter how bad you want my mouth and nose...they won't match, so stop pulling already!!

Comments:

• oh my gosh that is so funny
• i think she/he is cute
• Typical!!
• funny!
• love it
• wow!
• isnt that adorable
• cute baby i love this photo

Great captions everyone!
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