Winning Caption: Bergamot is about to discover the truth about the Matrix...

Outstanding Submissions:

• Is somebody watching me or can I eat this?
• Tooth Fairy Bait...
• POPCORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO, WAIT!?!?!?!?!
  
• I am awake...awake.....and my eyes are getting tired...I feel relaxed and I feel nothing...nothing........OH MY GOD.......THEY MEDICATE ME!!!!!!!
• Would you toast it for me please!
• Thirty second rule? In dog years that's at least a week.
• Hey! Look what I found Snowman "Poop"!
  
• It's mine, all mine and it will NEVER be yours!
  
• I think my pillow shrunk mommy!!!!!
  
• If I eat another marshmallow I'm gonna hurl.
• Wanna see my Pac-man imitation?
  
• Oh great! I haven't had an accident for weeks and someone let a snowman in and he poops on the rug! I know they'll blame me for this one!
• This is what is left of the stay-puft marshmallow man
  
• Bergamot is being brought up on charges of marshmallow possession with intent to eat. Oh, the shame.
• students who broke the chalk, I WANT MY CHALK!
• $5.00 says I can get it in my nose...
  
• Alright I've got the marshmallow so where is the hot chocolate?
  
• Okay. No one's looking. All I have to do is stick my tongue out and quickly stick it in my mouth. Oh rats. They caught me. Just remain calm and look cute.
  
• I think the pillow is a little small mom?!
  
• Bergamot is ahead by a nose in the annual BT marshmallow pushing race!
  
• Look what the snow bunny left (I don't think it's an egg)
  
• We're gonna need a bigger pillow..
• Breath mint anyone?
  
• Now you see it...
  
• "A Pill Push'n Pup"..Or in this case a Marshmallow pusher.
  
• What's this? Snowman Poop?
  
• Excuse Me.... I lost my contact lens. Would someone tell me if THIS is IT?
  
• Bergamot! Super Canine Drug Sniffing Dog! If it's out there, Bergamot will find it!
  
• This is the BIGGEST TOOTH I have EVER SEEN!!!!!!
  
• UNCLE! UNCLE! Ok....I'll take the darn pill, just let go of my legs!!!
  
• this chalk smells funny.
  
• "I'm telling you, I can't eat just one. If you leave this marshmallow here, I'll want the whole bag. What will the vet say?"
  
• If I lay very, very still, this marshmallow won't even notice I'm here.
  
• Mom, can you please put this marshmellow in my mouth, I am too lazy to move.
  
• yeah right like i would eat a suppository.
  
• Don't even try it, Emrys.
  
• It's insulting that you think I would fall for the ol' medicine-that-looks-like-a-treat ploy again.
  
• Marshmallow, marshmallow you smell sooo yummy, as soon as mom turns around you're in my TUMMY!
  
• Honest, I did not lick it I'm just smelling it.
  
• Refusing to quit trying, Bergamot continues to try convincing the marshmellow to dance and sing
• I just can't seem to break the habit...
  
• snowman poop? really?
  
• Bergie, Full of Grace: The Movie
  
• How many times do I have to tell you??? I'm NOT a bloodhound!! So stop making me smell things!
  
• If I act like I don't want it then Emry's won't want it and walk away and then I can grab it!! Hurry go! Oh this is soooo gross...ewww!
  
• Mom thinks she's so clever, pill hidden in there, not going to touch it.
  
• Really - I can only eat 1/2 of the marshmallow!
  
• I'll eat it eventually, but I am going to wait to see what other stuff mom and dad are eating first..
  
• Do you think there trying to tell Bergamot something?
  
• Mmmm, a scrumptious earplug!
  
• Dont even think about eating my marshmello
  
• What Marshmellow?
• It's about time dad dropped the viagia
  
• "I'm just SMELLING the mini marshmallow mommy...honest!!!"
  
• "GOIN' TO SNIFF IT BEFORE I EAT IT!!
  
• If that little one doesn't stop pestering me, I am going to take this pill and ...oh who am I kidding, she's hot. Never mind.
  
• Don't you even think about it.
  
• I did not do it!
  
• ALL I WANTED WAS A BONE AND I GET THIS...A MINT, IS THAT A HINT????
  
• Ma, I found Emrys' pill she was supposed to take rectally
  
• Shhhhh....if you promise to be quiet, I promise I won't let Emrys snatch you up, you can trust me. (*Thinks...mmmmm....this is gonna taste good*)
  
• Emrys you're not getting my marshmallow!
  
• Who thought up this "push the marshmallow across the room with your nose" game anyway?
• marshmellow fellow
  
• This face would soften even the roughest hooligans.
  
• Exhausted, Bergamot tries to sneak some of Emrys' Ritalin.
  
• Ah...is there anyone lookin?
• I promise I didn't eat the snow man.
  
• Where did my other ear plug go?
  
• If I sit really still, they won't even see me here...let alone my confiscated treat.
  
• Momma, get this thing off of my lip!!!!
  
• Momma, do I have to take this human pill?
  
• Honest! I won't eat this!!! (not until you aren't looking)
• NO PILLS!!!! NO WAY!!!! NO HOW!!!!
  
• MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...Marshmallow!
  
• Make sure no ones watching.... then slurp!
• Oh oh mom! The snow man pooped on the floor again!
  
• Do we really have to go to the dentist to get this tooth extracted?
  
• I promise i didn't eat the bag marshmallows.
• I always wondered what chalk smelled like!!
  

Shakespearean Inspired Captions!

• To eat or not to eat that is the question.
  
• Should I or shouldn't I eat this marshmellow?
  
  
  

Great captions everyone!
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