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                care what you say, until the thermostat level is raised, i'm on 
                strike! 
                I'm not sure how I feel about strangers coming down the chimney...Bandit tries out for the new Snuggle fabric softener mascot.I'm not comming out until you get the cat declawed!Darn it!! It is sooo hard to fall asleep when you know Santa 
                  is coming.I sure hope this sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy 
                  head so I can rest better medicine works soon!!I am the meat in the love sandwich of life... or at least 
                  the pillow sandwich.Maybe if i hide here Santa won't be able to see how naughty 
                  i've been!!!Was that Thunder??? I know I heard Thunder!!!Noooooo, I don't wanna go to the new Rocky movie!!!So if you put a boston under your pillow will the toothfairy 
                  straighten its teeth?Bandit is hiding from the law again!okay, I'm hidden start to count.1 2 3 here I come. I'm hiding 
                  under the covers. Come find me.I Hate Winter Morning!Who wants to snuggle??Leave me alone bub.Aren't I cute. HEY get this camera out of my face. Its not the bearded man in red I'm hiding from, its the elves!!!If I hold still enough... they can't see me because I blend 
                  so perfectly with the floral print on this bed spread. Ha HA!Mommy said that Santa Claws is watching me...that's why I 
                  am hiding!Holy Sheet!!Sorry, I don't do mornings very well!Bandit retreats under covers as he sees the ghost of Photo 
                  of the Week past!I hate Mondays!They'll never find me under here.If I hide here, they'll never know who farted.Hiding to wait for SantaI see you, snowball. As soon as they're not looking, you will 
                  be mine.I dunno - she rolled over, and, that's the last thing I remember!WOW!! this is such an awesome hiding place....no one will 
                  ever see me..!!I'm sleeping.No, please. Don't make me face another Monday!I see Mommy kissing Santa Claus!!!!Ugh, mom!!! 5 more minutes! Do I have to get up for school?!SHHHH.....I taught i taw a puttycatHow Bandit relaxes when his humans are away!scary dreamsShShSh!!! Santa might catch me peeking.Umm Mom Dad could you shut the light out please...I'm trying 
                  to take a nap!This is so warm and cozy, no wonder my human's don't want 
                  to get up in the morning!"I love hide & seek."I could lay here all day!I am too taking my nap!Did the fat guy in the red suit go home yet?Alright, who farted under the covers?*sniff* Momo are you using Bounty dryer sheets?Bandit playing a game of hide and seek says " Gee I bet mom 
                  and dad will never think to look for me here"Excuse me? Did I ask for a wake-up call? I don't recall asking 
                  for a wake-up call...Welcome to Bandit's secret fort- NO GIRLS ALLOWED!!Shhh... Mom! Go away! He's gonna find me!!! It's Monday and you CANT make me get up!!!oh my gosh! a pillow avalanch! Suddenly Bandit realized he wasn't in Kansas anymore. I see you But you can't see meOH MY GOSH! Thats a BIG kitty cat!WHAT! Its Monday?... already!Monday morning blues2 sugars and a little cream in that coffee... and I'll be 
                  right out. bandit cleverly disguises himself as a pillow to keep from 
                  having to go outside in the cold!Is it Monday already?Hey! Pipe down! Some of us are trying to sleep. It's only 
                  11AM for pity's sake!Did she say 'vet?'shhh...I stole Bergamot's squeaky and he knows it!!Wake me up when the waffles are ready.just 2 more minutesBut ma!! I dont feel good. Can't I stay home just today PWEEEZE!!!I'm a BT sandwitch."It's a dogs life after all"Do I have to get up now??"Just......so.......tired....."If I hide, they will never know I'm still here!" wait, they are packing me up in a sandwitch! wait! SAVE 
                  ME! "my eyes are bursting... bursting...You can't see me... I'm camouflaged!I dont care if Chris Cringle gets me lumpy rocks for christmas,I'm 
                  not going to sleep.What do you mean this isn't my bed?"ollie, ollie, oxen free"I'm Sorry !!leave me alone i am trying to sleep here-man can any body 
                  get some rest around here.hiding from my shawdow and my cuteness;)Dr. Quest and Jonny will never find me here! I'm tired of 
                  those dangerous adventures!What?!?!?!Boston terrier owners do all kinds of things to not have to 
                  listen to the snoring!!!PILLOW FIGHT!!!8,9,10!!! HERE I COME!!!Freakin' cats! They got me into a doggy-sandwich yet again....Mom.. are you sure you put the ball in here?I am NOT a morning dog. Where's my coffee and eggs?!If i can't see you, you can't see meIf I don't hurry up and fall asleep Santa won't come!do you think if I stay real quiet for the next few days Santa 
                  will forget all about the turkey incident at Thanksgiving??what do you mean Santa's watching???peep pie i see youAnother victim of static cling.And the Bandito-locks said "No, this one is way too soft." 
                  and he went to the biggest bed and..."Bring me my slippers Momma, GOOD GIRL! Bring me the paper 
                  Daddy, GOOD BOY! Now, can one of you bring me a double latte 
                  with cream and cinnamon?"" chicken sandwitch, jam sandwitch or dog sandwitch? dog? 
                  okay. there we go... " "don't eat me! NOOOOOOO! "Dun... dun dun dun...dun... dun dun dun...dun-dun-dun... dun-dun-dun.... 
                  Look mommy! I'm Tom Cruise! Your mission, do you choose to accept it, is to steal all 
                  the goodies from the kitchen... this pillow will self destruct 
                  in... 5...4...3...2...ooo this is cozy, just gonna settle in here, zzzzzz.... Was 
                  that the fridge door?????Whadya mean where are you supposed to sleep...you can fit 
                  at the foot of the bedahhhh, comfy pillowsIf I stay quiet maybe Mom will cool down before she finds 
                  me! How long since these sheets have been changed?!?!I was just making the bed!!!!alarm? what alarm?Go ahead - go about your day...I'm not mooovviingg!The early bird gets the worm for breakfast and Bandit is holding 
                  out for something better.The "Pillow-Shark Bandit" strikes again!i'm not here you saw nothing !! What do you want? Can't you see I am trying to sleep!shh..i'm playing hide-and-seekIf I lay very still, maybe they won't see me and I can take 
                  a nap in peace!But, Baby it's Cold outside!5 more min.!!!!!!!!!what did i do last night?hey.... hey whatcha doin man.... i'll peck you man ..i'll 
                  peck u man hey.. man .... i'll peck uPeek-a-boo, I see you!think burger think burger!Man, it's warm in here. No way you're getting these pillows 
                  back.snug as a bug in a rug! please just 5 more minutes hit the snooz button They will never find me here... If I can get out!They'll never find me here...hehehecan I wait up to see Santa?I'll just stay here until the prozac kicks in..." I'm cold u cant have the pillow "But i dont wanna go to school!!! i wanna stay home, and bake 
                  cookies with you...!! ( Please? )"being crushed...CAN'T BREATHE...help...me..."Let it Snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!Please NO more Christmas shopping!Bandit bites off more than he can chew!!!BANDIT SANDWICH!I am not getting out of bed until 9 AM!!!peek-a-boo!aww!i dont want to go to school! 5 more minutes? please!!!!Just be still and it can't see you! T-Rex's vision is based 
                  on movement!The alarm already!! Somebody hit the snooze will ya.Please let me sleep in your bed with you. I don't snore! I 
                  promise!i don't think they can find me under hereI call this one....sandwichYou can't make me go to the vet! You can't make me! Not even 
                  if you dragged me by my short stubby tai---- I diddn't mean 
                  it!!! I diddn't mean it! Honestly!!!!!!I'm tired...so tired...Bandit: Keeping a sharp eye on the lookout for Jolly old man 
                  in the bright red suit! Santa will never see me here!Looks like someone wants to stay in bed.Yes, I'm hiding -- how was I supposed to know those presents 
                  under the tree weren't for me???shhhhhh. i didnt do itis it still snowing outside???Oh, how I hate to get up in the morning; Oh, how I'd love 
                  to remain in bed!You know, if they'd just bought that black and white comforter, 
                  I'd be blending right in!Peek-a-boo, I see you.Call me when it's safe to come out.I saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause...I saw Daddy kissing Santa Clause....I wonder if anybody will find me here. Oh-no! someone's coming! 
                  I'm going to pretend like I'm asleep. Darn it, I knew I shouldn't have watched The Godfather right 
                  before bedtime.goodnight!In Soviet Russia, pillow sleeps on you. A true reverse oreo...He sees me when I'm sleeping???Do I hafta go ta skool maw? I know it smells, but it was not me!Leave me alone!!! I'm sleepin.I'm afraid of Santa and his "elves."What part of "Do not Disturb" do you not understand?!So warm, so cozy, so - WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?????do not disturb i had to find my happy placeTonight I'm going to hide under these pillows and see if Santa 
                  really does exist.Turn up the heat, Cheapskate. Can't you see I have a nekkid 
                  belly? we are still playing hide and seek arn't we (sneak aboo)Not me! I didn't do it!it's almost like i'm a sandwich! hope no one eats me!AVALANCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .....of pillows.... YOU go sleep next to the dryer!Is it Monday already?Honestly mom, it wasen't me who ate the flowers off the pillow 
                  case!Awwww c'mon Mom...just another 5 minutes...Peek a Boo! If I wait they will come.Look at the Boston creme filling in this pillow sandwich!Why wake me at this ungodly hour?I'm just not ready to get up yet!YOU CAN'T SEE ME, BUT I CAN SEE YOU!!!! Leave me alone! I am waiting for my perfect chance to pop 
                  out and scare my owner!Please, turn the T.V. off!Hey who turned on the lights I wasn't done sleping yet!!!Five more minutes please!AVALANCH! SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!I THINK HE IS DAY DREAMING.Wow, who would have known that last drink would make me feel 
                  soooooo bad????I made my bed and I shall lay in itFive more minutes Mom?"Ha! they'll never find me, Bandit the master thief, in my 
                  invincible fort of doom!"I say good day"What was that noise?" "Is it safe to come out now?"what do you want with me!!!!peek a boo i see you Will someone get this marshmallow off my head?! Oh yeah....I 
                  can just eat it....I can't believe I had 4 Martinis and lap danced for my boss! 
                  How can I ever show my face at the office again?Stop with the photos...i'm trying to get my beauty sleep people!Let me know when 2006 is overAre YOU looking for ME?i...im..getting...chilly!Sometimes you just need to think out of the box and into the 
                  pillowsit's too early momma, let me go back to sleep they will never find me nowcozy timeCan I help you with something, a pillow perhaps.Ohhh my head is pounding....It's a puppy pancake! This often happens at my house when 
                  my baby Boston terror gets cold.ahhhhhhhhhh....Downy fresh and comfy too!save yourself! i'm being eaten by pillowsIs it Friday yet? I'm not coming out till then!I think they just found out where I peed !!Some people jump up and say, "good morning God", I peep out 
                  and say, "good God, morning"OK now, you can turn on the scary movie.After just five minutes of waiting for Santa, Bandit started 
                  to get a little sleepy...*sniff sniff* Wow, this Febreeze DOES smell fresh and clean!!Whew. Are the holidays over yet? No i wont come out! Santa didn't get me the cuz i wanted. 
                  Just let me pout it out until about April...I am the BEST hide and seek player ever!BED BUGS!?!? Did you say BED BUGS!?!? 
                Hey, floral sheets are not as bad as Pepito's coat!While Rudy helped make cookies to leave for Santa, Bandit 
                  was already tucked snug in his bed while visions of sugar plumbs 
                  (and puppy treats) danced in his headOhhhh, nooooo, a ghost...wait, that's Rudy!See, Rudy? If you don't want them to wake you up in the morning, 
                  you have to hide like me."Mom! Rudy even turned the pillows and blankets white!!I'm hiding here because mom is mad at me for dusting Rudy 
                  with powder!!!I'm hiding from Rudy, i hear he found some incriminating paw 
                  prints!!!From here, I'll have a great vantage point to watch Rudy use 
                  that Acme baby power I planted in the living room. Haaaaaaaaaa!Not knowing that Rudy spiked the egg nog, Bandit got way to 
                  merry at the Christmas party. Now he suffers from the inevitable 
                  Christmas morning hangover. 
                awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwThis dog is soo cute i want to take him home lol! (laugh out 
                  loud!)Bandit you are adorable..if your humans ever decide that you 
                  need a new home tell them to send you to me and my favorite 
                  boston gal Molly!I love it its so cute and funnyAbsolutly adorable! Reminds me of my puppy, she's always sleeping 
                  under the blanketsSOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!CCCCUTTEEE!!!!!!!it is soo cute!!!!!that is so cute i love itit is so cuteOMG im flatterd dis pup is one of the cutessst pupz ever i 
                  will print dis and go to sleep wit itcoolpretty dogcute and littleAwe i love it soooo much can't wait to get one for my ownso cutethis is really cute because it looks like a panda bearthis pup is so cute     Great captions everyone!  Return to www.littlebeasts.com
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