Winning Caption: When Pepito takes over the world there's going to be some serious payback.

• You know you have put on a few pounds when you can't get your velcro to close...
• Its a good thing this coat hides my "boy" parts
• Yet again, Pepito is so embarrassed that his mom is color blind.
• Paris Hilton's hand me downs.
• What is the fur trim too much? I'm comfortable with my manhood!
• Let's go, it's getting hot in here!
• If the blue dot next to my name means I'm a boy, why am I wearing a PINK coat?!
• And, in this corner, at 19 pounds, and, punchin' - Powerful Pepito!
• This weeks on What Not to Wear we have Pepito
• Hey Rizzo, do you really think Danny will notice me now?
• MOM!! My friends are all outside...
• My name is Pepito, NOT Paris !?!?!
• Looks like Poor Ol' Pepito is in some Serious need of some Pepto as he's got PINK Overload
• I think Elton John wants his coat back.
• And they wonder why I won't hold my ears up!
• Paris and Nicole have NOTHING on Pepito!
• Mom, am i suppose to be a prince or princess?
• If they only knew I was a boy.
• Pepito takes one step too many towards the cotton candy machine.
• Although be it a terrible defeat for the PWD [Pepito World Domination] cause, Pepito has come to the realization that in the battle with the cotton candy machine, he will not be victorious.
• Im bringing "SEXY BACK"
• What do you mean??? Pink is the new black...Real men where pink!
• Mom thinks this is cute, I think it's stupid!
• Hrumph. "Green Acres is the place to be..." my foot!!!
• Dahling, I love you, but please, can we go back to Park Avenue???
• I know I am Pretty in Pink - Don't rub it in!!
• Does this outfit make me look fat?
• I don't care how masculine you think I am -- no male can rock this pink coat!
• Once I have compweted my worwd domination these people will wegwet de day dey put me in pink...maybe I just model for Opal and send her dis coat, it would wook much pwettier on her, we caw it a wate birfday pwesent.
• Pepito takes a walk on the wild side.
• Baby it's cold outside.
• Eat your heart out, Tinkerbell! You've got nothin' on my style!
• I hope the guys don't see me in this!
• Um, hellooo, they're all going to laugh at me!!
• REAL dogs wear pink!
• Seriously Mom, this color makes me look flush...
• Hand me downs SUCK!
• I wanted blue but NOOOOO, this one was on sale!
• World domination will be a tough sell in this outfit!
• What's next- a bunny outfit?
• The famous BT patience is running out just about...Now!
• Hand-me-downs stink!
• I don't think pink is my color. Could I see something in a red, you know for the holidays.
• Pepito worries he's going to get the razz for having to wear a girls coat.
• "Mom, I know the coat goes well with my coloring. But don't boys wear blue?"
• pepito italiano!
• pepito is packed up for winter in her sweet, sweet coat!
• " hmmmmmm, maybe move my throne to the left, now up a bit... "
• " i must be beautiful! c'mon, take another photo! "
• I finally look like the true Diva that I am!
• " i know i'm glamourous, but must you KEEP on taking my picture? "
• Pink is my color, don't you think?
• " look at my new coat, mum! look at it !"
• MOM!!! I look like Opal! Do I have to?
• If this coat looks pink to you, then I think something wrong with your color adjustment.
• Pretty in PINK!
• yeah yeah... laugh it up.the things i do to keep my humans happy!
• Does this make me look fat.
• That is PRINCESS to you!!
• "Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed!"
• Pepito wasn't crazy about the new mandatory MARY KAY uniform.She longs for the PINK CADDY next year...
• You gotta be FRIKKIN' kidding me!
• If this photo gets to the public, I will hurt you...
• This is the latest, must have for Boston's winter travel, comes with matching purse!
• Don't hate me because I am beautiful!
• Now join me on the chorus! It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. . .
• Baby, it's COLD outside!
• Who says pink is for girls?
• Me thinks it's too big...
• "This is not funny..."
• "HE LOOKS LIKE A PINK NIGHTMARE" Quote from A Christmas Story
• HOLA, CHICA!!!
• OH THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL...
• AHH THE SOOTHING POWER OF PUP-TO-BISMOL.
• Mr Pepito's guilty disposition after he raids Miss Piggies wardrobe
• Does this make me look fat?
• Where's the Pepto Bismol?
• Not only was I neutered, I now have to wear pink.
• Please dont make me go outside like this!
• Do I enter stage right or stage left?
• Does this make me look fat?
• It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.
• You're right! It does bring out my eyes.
• My name is Pepito, not Pepto!!!
• Do you have something in Black or White? Pink is not my favorite color!
• I've got the dress now where are the jewels?
• Boy... I hope this never shows up on the Internet.
• Please don't make me walk out outside with this on.... please..... the other dogs will tease me.
• How humiliating - Macho Men never were pink!!!
• Tough Guys Wear Pink!
• Pepito: Awww, c'mon mom! The other dogs' parents don't make them wear pink! Pepito's Mom: Well I'm not the other dogs' mother!
• Why does my mom always try to make me look like a drag queen...I'M A LITTLE BOY!
• All Dressed Up And No Where to Go
• Don't you think that the pink does wonders for my complexion?
• Yes Dear, we will be spending Christmas at our chalet in Aspen.
• I feel like an extra on the movie Dumb and Dumber.
• Darling, just take the photo and move along.
• WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT?
• Are you seriously telling me this is what i have to wear to get photo of the week? Well, thanks for showing me. Glad no one can see thi--- HEY! TURN THAT OFF!
• Hi my name is Pepito I am a spice girl known as "Boston Spice"
• I thought they said auditions for the Snow Princess not the Sugar Plum Fairy!
• Who are you calling a girl?
• Miss Strawberry Oreo Cookie
• Look at me, I'm SOOOO Bubblicious
• Remember that 80's Band? The Psychodelic FURBalls ? That's ME !!!
• The queen is not amused!!!
• You may call me Queen Elizabeth Pepito
• It is hard to be taken seriously in one's quest for world domination in a get-up like this.
• Having achieved World Domination, Pepito dresses for his long awaited nap.
• Having achieved World Domination, Pepito models the new uniform of the people.
• Zaza Gabor - eat your heart out
• Hey sexy pink lady!
• Think Pink!
• One of Pepito's less successful outfits for world dominatrix.
• I told you the next time you did this to me, I was leaving a package for you in your shoes. Now where are they?
• The things I'll do for my Kibbles.
• New from Mattel(TM): BT Barbie!
• "Her name was Lola...she was a show-girl..."
• It's never easy being the pretty one.
• Pepito was sad when J.Lo called, and said she wanted her coat back.
• The guys at the pub are never gonna take me seriously now.
• I AM A BARBIE GIRL, LIVING IN A BARBIE WORLD!
• Real dogs wear pink.
• I never believed mom when she told me what eating too much cotton candy could do to you!
• Are you sure pink is my color?
• Dahlink, can I help you?
• I'm too sexy for my jacket, too sexy for my jacket...
• "If I lived in Texas I'd never have to wear a coat outside in the winter time"
• i ain't no holla back boston.
• Mom, do I have to? It's not that cold.
• How Long Do I Have To Wear This Mom??
• Oh the things I do for a Milkbone...
• Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybeline!
• I'm running late for my manicure and brow appointment!
• Pepito felt confident as she prepared her modeling debut on the dog walk.
• Where are my boots? I thought I left them by the door!
• Pepito's Mary Kay sales earned her this luxurious pink coat and a shiney new paink Cadillac!
• I'll be right there...I just need to apply my Mary Kay lip gloss!
• " i'm gonna dance dance DANCE 'till the sun goes down, ohohoh, OHOHOH..."
• Oh Pepito!!! You da man!!!
• I'm soo SEXY!
• I can't pull this off can I?
• Modeling the latest in winter-wear...
• I'm too sexy for my parka, too sexy for my parka too sexy yeah!
• i'm beautiful
• maybe pink isn't my color after all...
• you know i am cute...you know it. come on and admit it
• Just call me Zaa Zaa daaaarling
• Pepito in "Pretty in Pink"
• All dressed up and no where to go
• first, they give a New England gentleman (likely a Mayflower descendant!) a Spanish nickname. then, they dress him up in some *pink and frilly* thing. lastly, they post the poor kid's picture on the Internet...I ask you, where is the justice?!?!?!
• Mom thinks I look cute!
• Pepito's punishment for eating the "Winter Wonderland" Barbie.
• All the other dogs treated Pepito a little better after being accepted into the "Pink Ladies."
• "What? It's cold outside."
• What Pepito lacked in fur, he made up for with resourcefulness.
• I know it's cold outside but... do we really have to go this far out?!
• Does this coat make me look fat?
• ...and from barbie's bubble gum collection...pepito!
• Pepito the pepto bismol tablet. Anybody have nausia, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomache, diarrhea?
• I'm to sexy for my coat, to sexy for my coat, to sexy yeaaaaah!
• im gunna be in a fashion show?!?!
• it's real sexy
• I AM TO SEXY FOR THIS OUTFIT!!
• Stylish and functional!!! I finally have achieved it all!!!
• I'm a model yeah know what I mean and I do my little walk on the cat walk, yeah on the catwalk...I'm too sexy for this coat, too sexy for this coat
• Do I really have to go outside in this?
• I used to be a stud; and then they put me in this thing...
• Dahhling, does this jacket make me look fat...or like a bulldog?
• "My humans are so easily entertained."
• Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
• Pink is so "In" this season, Dahling.
• THATS HOTT
• "I know I am cute, now can we get this thing off of me???"
• I used to be a man...
• Pepito pauses to consider his gender issues.
• What's wrong with a boy wearing pink and fur? Must I always be tormented for my beauty?!
• it's so cooooooooooold!!!!
• "Pink is so not my color Darling"
• I better be getting paid for this...
• Ahh, Pepito ess steel manly en the penk fluffee coat...Fabio could no pull thees off!!
• Pepito understands all too well that neutering was just the first of many indiginities to be suffered...
• Yet they wonder why I pee on the couch...
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• HAS ANYONE SEEN MY EARRINGS???
• That was so yesterday!
• Yes...pink is SO my color!
• I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
• What a delightful story, darling. Now be a lamb and fetch me a martini.

• Poor Pepito. The real reason Molly was upside-down was from rolling on the floor laughing.
• Oh no! Bergamot's coming! He's gonna eat me! I look like a pink marshmallow!

• AWWWWWW THAT IS SOOO ADORABLE
• poor doggie
• wow what a diva :)
• WHAT A BEAUTIFUL PEPITO! WE LUV YOUR EYES!
• cool
• i think it is so cute
• that photo is so funny
• that is so funny
• I love it.
• just, loveing the jacket
• CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE
• its the cutest thing in the world.
• very funny
• Pepito is an adorable model!

Great captions everyone!
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