Winning Caption: And now for my next trick I will need you all to turn around and face the wall

• AKA "Sno Ball Ninja"
• Rats! Emrys has already chewed the feet off the new cuz!!!
• Hee, hee, hee...Emrys, I found your brain.
• Bergamot stares in wide-eyed wonder at the hairball the Pink Panther left behind.
• This is the longest staring contest I have ever been in!
• In our last chapter of 'Stalking the Wild Hostess Cupcake', we learned they are climbers, and, will sometimes be found on high ledges sunning themselves....
• Bergamot spends his days sharpening his fortune telling skills with his new pink crystal ball.
• Bergamot ponders the Risk versus Reward factor.
• Emrys: I'm not going to eat it! I know, let's give it to Bergamot...he'll eat anything!
• Lost Star Trek audition tape...Bergamot in "The Trouble with Tribbles."
• A pink snowball! What shall i do with you?
• I don't care what you say. There IS a bomb in this thing.
• I'm gonna need a booster seat.
• Yeah, that'll fit in my mouth.
• Unguarded snack food: $0.75. Scratch repair for coffee table: $35.00. Not having to share fluffy pink treasure with Emrys: priceless
• Mom, how long i have to wait for the "GO" ?
• Who's Line Is It Anyway?? Bergamot's improv of RUDOLPH THE REDNOSED REINDEER. Are you watching Drew Carey??
• Be vewy vewy quiet...I'm hunting the elusive pink tribble.
• I think I'm in love!
• I wonder if it's the little cream filled kind.
• Hey Emrys, think I could sell this on Ebay?
• Looks like hedgehog went thru the wash with Mom's new red socks again!
• Is that the puppie's brain?
• Bergamot "I was told if I kept lying my nose would grow but they never told me it would turn pink!"
• I can smell it, but I just cant see it.
• No no no, Beef: it's Rudolf the RED noised reindeer!
• I used to like Twinkies.... but then I fell in Love with Pinky Puff here.
• Come to me my sweet!
• Come here my pretty...
• Is this where they're holding the Sesame Street auditions?
• DAD!!!!! The table grew a pink mole looking thingy!"
• Okay as soon as they turn around this thingy is MINE!! Mauh hahahahaha!
• I sense that it's trying to contact me through its bright, glowing magenta aura . . .
• Friend? Or Foe?
• Bergamot, I think it might be time to start going to those AA meetings......
• Bergamot thinks about clown school, but the snowball wouldn't make it more than a minute.
• Don't blow in your Boston's ears, its brain will come out!
• This SnoBall has two seconds to live...
• Yoda promised the Jedi mind trick would work!
• i love food!!!!
• Good things come to those who wait
• Let's see will this take one bite or two?
• With poor Bergie cleverly decoyed, Emrys sprung the 'cold nose' trap!
• I'm not taking my eyes off of you pinky!
• Freeze Mr.Pinky your under arrest and i'm not leaving!
• Is this a clown nose or is this snowball glad to see me?
• you gonna eat dat, spongie cookie?
• is that floam?
• Bergamot tests his telepathy skills by trying to make the snowball float into his mouth.
• To take the snowball, or dont take the snowball...that is the question?
• well its sure not the cats poop
• yah danny spilt his ice cream again lets see oooo cherry!!!!!!!!
• You are getting veryyyy sleeeepyyy.....
• Bergamot- you are getting sleepy...very sleepy...
• That was one heck of a party.. Ive got the munchies
• Okay, listen to me, and do what I say-Jump, jump. Come on-jump!
• Bring it on Pinky!
• I warned that hedgehog to not go to the Pink Poodle Grooming Salon!
• Something's wrong with you Emrys, this isn't a snowball. This is warm, pink, squishy & smells yummy!
• Emrys: "Bless you Bergamot...what the.."
• i'm not going to take my eyes off of you!
• Oh my gosh!! Its a snowball I wonder if it really is chocolate inside. If I take a little taste they will never know.
• I wonder if it is harmful to inhale pink coconut? Maybe I should let Emrys try first.
• Momma I know not to eat the yellow snow, but you didn't say no PINK snow!
• Look into my eyes you will fall asleep when I bark and you will wake up as my dog a will watch me eat this pink thing. Bwahahahahahahaha Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
• Why are you staring at me like that? Is there something stuck in my teeth?
• It looked so much better in that magazine...
• Get this thing off of me. Now! It's probobly bugged!
• This rare photo captures Bergamot training to be the world-famous travelling clown-dog we know and love today.
• does she really need this breast inplant?
• If I eat really fast, they will never know where it went
• This has got to be a trick, they would never leave a snowball this close to the edge of the table....
• mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pink coconut snowballs.
• I didn't hear snow in the forecast??
• how maney calories do you think this is?
• Bluuuurp!Arrrgghhhh.. I hope mama doesn't miss the cotton candy from the pantry....
• I hope I get the part as Rudolph the reindeer in the school play!
• After making it's way out of Hades, the snowball faces another challenge-- Bergamot!
• Bergamot the pink nose Boston.... (sung to red nose reindeer)
• Sniff the puff, be the puff....
• Note to self: Be the ball.
• ohoooooooo! pink and eatable! sign me up!
• so this is what's inside pamela anderson's chest
• Momma this snow ball cake is one of my favorite treats,but what all do I have to do for it.
• I bet I can eat this cake in one bite!
• I promise you I did not eat the Floam. It was already there!!
• It's my birthday this time!
• Get in M' Belly
• Ok Ok I admit it I really want to be clown this Halloween!!!
• I don't know who did it, but I did not throw this snowball!!!
• I hope this pink snowball Emrys gave me doesn't taste like that yellow one she gave me last time.
• Must... resist... temptation...
• Bergamot watches the irristable pink blob, not knowing it's bait...
• Mom said if you stare at somthing too long it could effect your eyes, boy she wasn't kidding!!!
• It's a trick, it's a trick, I just know it's a trick...I'm going for it any way...Hey Emrys, be my lookout!
• Now this is my kind of "Easy" button!
• Uh,this alien ship left this on the countertop. May I have it? Huh? Huh? Huh?
• I thought that clown noses were red.
• MUST NOT EAT IT. BUT IT LOOKS SOOO GOOOD. I'LL JUST WATCH IT
• just a little bite mommy just a little bite??????
• Mommy what is that??? It's not moving but it smells relly good can I take a bite of it?
• Hi, I'm Bergmot and I'm going to eat this big pink blob. Like from the movie Blob!! Yay!!
• You will never out stare meeee - muuuaahhhh!
• Must...eat. Now, where's mom?
• I wonder if anyone will miss this?
• Check, is the coast clear.
• Bergamot aspires to join the circus
• I love those pink cupcakes....and nope, I"m not sharing
• Bergamont the red nose Boston; had a very shinny nose.
• Mommy, take this big pink clown nose off me right now!
• bergamot the pink nosed boston....
• What is this strange pink thing? I must investigate by eating it.
• Bergamot: dog detective of strange foods. Mission: to eat every piece of food he finds.
• Something is wrong here, My nose is not supposed to look like this!
• Hey!...Where's the cream filling?!?
• I got you right where I want ya!
• "OHHHH the sweet sugar is calling my name!" Bergamot snatches it up in his jowels with the B. T. quickness to a hiding spot only he knows!
• While Mom's back was turned and Emrys wasn't looking, Bergamot made his move.
• JAWS the great black and white boston terrier.
• Bergamot goes to clown school.
• I think I can. I think I can.
• Who ate the other half?
• Are you just taunting me?
• What is this? A pink ball? A sweet smell? I'll grab it when mom's not looking!
• The future of plastic surgery - nose jobs for pets. Let's hope we never take it that far.
• Dress rehearsal for Rudolph's stand in
• Is it alive?
• Step away from the pink cake, step very far away!
• (whispering) once mom walks away and I take the treat and bite it,then she comes in here, i'll give it back to her hiding the bite marks and acting innocent.
• This cotton candy is great.
• Strung out on pink marshmallows, Bergamot ups his snack habit to 4 balls a day...
• mine was never that big
• looks like soneone is lighting up.
• "if I only had a brain..."
• umm maybe no one is lookin
• Is it edible and, if not, do I really care?
• I told you not to eat play-doh!!!
• This snow-cone flavor is Boston-Blood-Brain. Otherwise known as B3. You think you can handle it? Do ya!?
• Hey mom look, the martians have landed.
• Hmmm.....pink hedgehog or cream filled snack treat??
• if i stare long enough it might turn in to food!
• I wonder if this thing comes in blue?
• I promise I won't chew gum in class anymore Sister Mary Margaret. Can I please take it off my nose now??
• snowball, you rock my world, snowball, you complete me!!
• Isn`t anyone going to say Gesundheit?
• ohhhhhhhh! bubble yum bubble gum! i wonder if i try to steal it nobody will know. might as well eat it. bottoms up! 'chew' 'chew' 'chew'!
• I know we kept that snowball from last summer but how d' it get all those seasonings?
• "Come to me, pink snowball...obey my Jedi mind tricks and COME TO ME!"
• Let's watch as Bergamot stalks the elusive Hostess Sno-ball!
• Wait for it, wait for it, NOW!!!

• Hmmmmm? I wonder if THIS is what made Carson and Ripley stick to the ceiling?
• Bergamot wonders if this is what Ripley and Carson ate last week...

• very strange!!!!
• i love boston terriers
• SO CUTE!
• The Beek is such a handsome boy! We love new pictures of him!!!

Great captions everyone!
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