Winning Caption: Ahem, I believe it is my turn to be captain.


Outstanding Submissions:

• roxy: the new improved teenage mutant ninja turtle
  
• I don't know about you, but I'm not taking any chances!
• Don't make me angry. You won't like me when I'm angry.
  
• In case of an emergency, Roxy can also be used as a floatation device
  
• Women and Bostons first!!!
• When she read in the latest fashion mags that bright Neon Green is "The New Black," Roxy was skeptical.
• Where are my doggles to complete this fine swimming ensemble????
• Everyone felt safer with lifeguard Roxy on patrol.
  
• Maybe you could find the time to stop laughing and actually take me to the beach.
  
• I'm on my way!! I'm calling for back up, NO DON'T BACK UP!!!
  
• It must be bath time...
  
• Why do you guys have to be sooooo over protective? You know I can do the doggie paddle!
  
• Hey Carnival,I did the life vest drill where is the buffet? the all I can eat buffet?
  
• I am the great Hulk and I'm getting very, very angry! GRRRRRRRR!
• What are you trying to say? That I don't know how to swim? Why don't you just come right out with it, then.
  
• I'm ready to ski! Where's the boat!
  
• "In the unlikely event of an emergency on the plane, there is a flotation boston located beneath your seat."
  
• The Unsinkable Roxy Brown!
  
• Dude, what part of I don't like green are you having the most difficulty with?
  
• Look into my eyes – Do I look amused to you?
  
• Really, MUST I! Don't you know I CAN SWIM!
  
• I'm a mean green swimming machine.
  
• Does this jacket bring out the color of my baby blues?
  
• I'm here for the Bay Watch auditions...
• im happy dont ruin it.
  
• ok lets travel away
  
• what? what if there's a tsunami??? better safe then sorry!!!
  
• What are you looking at?
  
• Mom ... when you least expect it, when you least expect it!
  
• umm like, can we go for a swim yet? people are starting to stare
  
• Somebody has a LOT of explaining to do.
  
• do we sit here all day or take a swim !
  
• I'm pissed - get this off of me damn it!
  
• All right sailors, don't give me any lip.
  
• Wait, lemme get this straight. You want me to jump in the water to fetch what...?
  
• Seriously, how am I supposed ta float in dis thing?
  
• Does this make me look fat?
  
• Women and children first? No way-it's Bostons first all the time.
  
• I've told her a hundred times, green is not my color!
  
• What do you mean the boat sank?
  
• Summer time, and the living is easy.
  
• Surfs Up!!
  
• I am not amused. Now get this thing off of me!
  
• "Ready when you are,Skipper!"
  
• "Permission to come aboard, Captain?"
  
• "Now, look deeply into my eyes...your lids are becoming heavy...your body is relaxing, you hear no sound...."
  
• "Who gives a damn' about all those brown eyed girls...I know I am stunning!"
  
• It's not like I havent' been on cruises before. I know the drill.
  
• Hey man, wheres my snorkeling gear???
  
• Agent Roxy F.B.I misson BEACH!
  
• "Fear Factor"? I'll show them "Fear Factor"!
  
• Bring on the white water, Roxie is ready for extreme Boston rafting
  
• I look like a lime. Do you see a margarita?
• Who says all rescue dogs are golden retrievers???
  
• Roxy prepares for a dangerous aquatic mission.
  
• Everyone just stand back and don't anyone panic! I am a professional!
  
• i love swimming lessons. can't you tell from the look on my face!?
  
• Captain Roxy always believed in safty first!
  
• Pickle is as pickle does.
  
• How many times have I told you people? Lime green does NOT go with my periwinkle blue eyes!
  
• You're kidding...right? This is so not my color.
  
• Didn't you ever hear of "Little green BOSTONS from Mars, with blue eyes?"
  
• Are we going in the pool yet or what?
  
• I am going to poop in your shoe for this.
  
• NESSIE LIVES!!!!
  
• "You're dispictable..."
• Diving board NOW Mom? huh? Can I?
  
• Take this thing off of me and no one gets hurt!
  
• Hey - I can doggie paddle!!!
• Okay, what is this thing? Dogs can swim ya know. Why do you think it's called the "doggie paddle"?
• Wait, I heard that my SEAT CUSHION could be used as a flotation device...
• And here we see Roxy, the only canine survivor of the Titanic thanks to quick thinking in donning the latest fashion in the Mae West line of bodygear! And it glows in the dark...
  
  

• this dog is so cute i love it...
  
• awesome Ol Blue eyes!
  
  
  

Great captions everyone!
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